Serious Case of the Mondays

Sweetlux

I am so tired this morning I almost died on the way to work - I was forced to drive thru Starbucks and get a Skinny Carmel Macchiato (upside down) with a triple! I feel WAY better.
I like being lied to – My pants are from Banana Republic and they say petite size 4. I am not a size 4 and I know Banana runs a couple sizes off. Lie to me baby…today I’m size 4.
Don’t tell me what to do – I had a busy weekend so I didn’t have time to do any heavy cleaning. My husband told me last night that I need to make that my priority over working out. I gave him the “look”, he laughed and said ‘okay AFTER you work out’.
I’m going to need a bat and old fax machine to make it through this day.

truchamp06

I AM RIGHT WITH you. Case of the Mondays.. Feeling very hung over.. even tho I did not drink last night.. Coffeeee didnt work. ANd still have 9.5 Hrs of my 12 hr shift to go! Oh the joy! (sarcasm!)

evilbanks

I am so tired this morning I almost died on the way to work - I was forced to drive thru Starbucks and get a Skinny Carmel Macchiato (upside down) with a triple! I feel WAY better.
I like being lied to – My pants are from Banana Republic and they say petite size 4. I am not a size 4 and I know Banana runs a couple sizes off. Lie to me baby…today I’m size 4.
Don’t tell me what to do – I had a busy weekend so I didn’t have time to do any heavy cleaning. My husband told me last night that I need to make that my priority over working out. I gave him the “look”, he laughed and said ‘okay AFTER you work out’.
I’m going to need a bat and old fax machine to make it through this day.

Ha! Take this Monday and make it your bytch........

Kolohe71

Excuse me... I think you have my stapler....

kgagnon7779

I am so tired this morning I almost died on the way to work - I was forced to drive thru Starbucks and get a Skinny Carmel Macchiato (upside down) with a triple! I feel WAY better.
I like being lied to – My pants are from Banana Republic and they say petite size 4. I am not a size 4 and I know Banana runs a couple sizes off. Lie to me baby…today I’m size 4.
Don’t tell me what to do – I had a busy weekend so I didn’t have time to do any heavy cleaning. My husband told me last night that I need to make that my priority over working out. I gave him the “look”, he laughed and said ‘okay AFTER you work out’.
I’m going to need a bat and old fax machine to make it through this day.

I didn't have a case of the Mondays until I just found out that my Banana Republic size 6 pants aren't really a size 6. Thanks a lot. :sad:

cjjones007

I am so tired this morning I almost died on the way to work - I was forced to drive thru Starbucks and get a Skinny Carmel Macchiato (upside down) with a triple! I feel WAY better.
I like being lied to – My pants are from Banana Republic and they say petite size 4. I am not a size 4 and I know Banana runs a couple sizes off. Lie to me baby…today I’m size 4.
Don’t tell me what to do – I had a busy weekend so I didn’t have time to do any heavy cleaning. My husband told me last night that I need to make that my priority over working out. I gave him the “look”, he laughed and said ‘okay AFTER you work out’.
I’m going to need a bat and old fax machine to make it through this day.

Office Space - LOVE IT
Sorry you are having a case of the Mondays Hope it gets better as the day progresses!!!

luvmy2babies

I am so tired this morning I almost died on the way to work - I was forced to drive thru Starbucks and get a Skinny Carmel Macchiato (upside down) with a triple! I feel WAY better.
I like being lied to – My pants are from Banana Republic and they say petite size 4. I am not a size 4 and I know Banana runs a couple sizes off. Lie to me baby…today I’m size 4.
Don’t tell me what to do – I had a busy weekend so I didn’t have time to do any heavy cleaning. My husband told me last night that I need to make that my priority over working out. I gave him the “look”, he laughed and said ‘okay AFTER you work out’.
I’m going to need a bat and old fax machine to make it through this day.

I didn't have a case of the Mondays until I just found out that my Banana Republic size 6 pants aren't really a size 6. Thanks a lot. :sad:

LMAO

Sweetlux

If the label says 6 you're a 6! and truchamp you need espresso! Trust me!

Jenscan

Uh, unless your husband has had his legs cut off, he can do the **** cleaning. How about THAT for a b*tchy Monday?

I'm sorry it started off bad for you.

Sweetlux

Excuse me... I think you have my stapler....

Do you have this pic saved to your computer? lol!

Sweetlux

I'm not really having a BAD day. I'm just sleepy! After three shots of espresso, not so sleepy any more...liquid crack

Mad_Dog_Muscle

I am so tired this morning I almost died on the way to work - I was forced to drive thru Starbucks and get a Skinny Carmel Macchiato (upside down) with a triple! I feel WAY better.
I like being lied to – My pants are from Banana Republic and they say petite size 4. I am not a size 4 and I know Banana runs a couple sizes off. Lie to me baby…today I’m size 4.
Don’t tell me what to do – I had a busy weekend so I didn’t have time to do any heavy cleaning. My husband told me last night that I need to make that my priority over working out. I gave him the “look”, he laughed and said ‘okay AFTER you work out’.
I’m going to need a bat and old fax machine to make it through this day.

I know I'm afraid of "The Look"... sounds like hubby is too! LOL

Sweetlux

No he's not afraid at all! and that makes me even more mad! He thinks its funny when I yell or get pissed off. He says I don't know how to get mad and it doesn't seem natural! Grrrr!