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jamerz3294

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then.' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.



DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!

jamerz3294

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then.' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.



DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!

Fitness_Chick

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mommared53

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SoupNazi

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Phoenix_Rising

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Jam are you holding up your "drawers" in your new photo? That's a good thing!! woohoo

jamerz3294

Those would be my "special" Santa shorts *eg* Ezzie only lets me :devil: :laugh: :bigsmile: wear them during the Holidaze...

Phoenix_Rising

Those would be my "special" Santa shorts *eg* Ezzie only lets me :devil: :laugh: :bigsmile: wear them during the Holidaze...

Wow Jamerz, you are looking HAWT! Keep up the good work!!!