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WISE *kitten* friends apply within

jonesz922
jonesz922 Posts: 89 Member
edited September 2024 in Motivation and Support
:devil: :flowerforyou: :devil:

All of you sarcastic, wise *kitten* people out there on MFP are being summoned :-)
I find motivation in the funny remarks, sarcastic posts... it keeps me going, what can I say.
I have a GREAT collection of friends here on MFP so far and just would like to add a few more COLORFUL kindred spirits to my mix!

"Loosing weight makes my clothes fit better, working out helps make my *kitten* look hot"
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  • craft338
    craft338 Posts: 870 Member
    ohhhhhh, i thought u said WIDE *kitten*, and i was like, oh, that's ME!

    yeah, i'm a wise *kitten*, with a wide *kitten*, so lets get together and un-widen our wise *kitten*.
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    that would be me, the greatest mfper ever
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
    that would be me, the greatest mfper ever


    HAHA hes awesome

    Feel free to add me too......I love new friends who don't offend easy xx
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I don't respond to summons. Summons respond to me.
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    Hai. This would apply to me, I believe.
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    I don't respond to summons. Summons respond to me.

    so freakin' worth summoning :D
  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member
    Someone called my name?! :smokin:

    Don't get your panties in a bunch, take 'em off and put on that freakin' spectacular spandex that you love so much!

    That's right, big booties..... UNITE!!!! :drinker:
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    *Waves a wing*
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    i thought you were talking about my donkey.. his name is wise.. he happens to cart my goods to market.. he once helped me apply for a job.. so i guess this is not the forum for that huh?
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    Sarcastic. .. . bootlicious wench at your service~ lol
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    <~I think I'm kind of fun and twisted...
  • rraallpphhccuurrtt
    rraallpphhccuurrtt Posts: 133
    This is crap! I would never want to be friends with someone who would want me as a friend. Then again, I like people like me..
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    **walks in holding pants up** Did ya call me?? :glasses: Lets do it baby!!:drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    I've just moved you to the top of my "To do list" :wink:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    <~I think I'm kind of fun and twisted...
    Not sure "kinda" should be applied to the "twisted" description..... :flowerforyou:
  • Mad_Dog_Muscle
    Mad_Dog_Muscle Posts: 1,251 Member
    <raises hand> Present and accounted for!!
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
    why's it always gotta be about race with you guys?? Damn....alright, I'm in!
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    **Walks out holding same pants** guess no takers......:grumble:
    **walks in holding pants up** Did ya call me?? :glasses: Lets do it baby!!:drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    and where is my application ?????????? add me if you want if NOT than WHATEVER ! OOP im sorry I was acting like a wise *kitten* !!! Im right here for ya !
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    "Loosing weight makes my clothes fit better, working out helps make my *kitten* look hot"

    Hear is a wise *kitten* comment --- it is Losing not loosing weight makes my clothes fit better, working out helps make may *kitten* look hot.

    Nah just kidding--- I am totally not the grammar police, but can be rather an *kitten* at times.
  • cjjones007
    cjjones007 Posts: 602
    :devil: :flowerforyou: :devil:

    All of you sarcastic, wise *kitten* people out there on MFP are being summoned :-)
    I find motivation in the funny remarks, sarcastic posts... it keeps me going, what can I say.
    I have a GREAT collection of friends here on MFP so far and just would like to add a few more COLORFUL kindred spirits to my mix!

    "Loosing weight makes my clothes fit better, working out helps make my *kitten* look hot"
    Actually just having me as a friend does that to your behind... Just sayin...
  • nurse_carolyn
    nurse_carolyn Posts: 348
    Here I am.....now what were your other two wishes?
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Im a bit of a wise *kitten*,and a bit of a freak add me if you like
  • poisongirl6485
    poisongirl6485 Posts: 1,487 Member
    ohhhhhh, i thought u said WIDE *kitten*, and i was like, oh, that's ME!

    yeah, i'm a wise *kitten*, with a wide *kitten*, so lets get together and un-widen our wise *kitten*.

    <3
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    I don't respond to summons. Summons respond to me.

    Who the **** is Summons?
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    Here I am.....now what were your other two wishes?




    YES !!!! spoken like a true smartass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • aj_rock
    aj_rock Posts: 390 Member
    i genuinely feared for the smarmery level of MFP before seeing this.

    Far far far too many circ-jerks going on all over these message boards IMO
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    did somebody say my name?
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    You NEED to meet Heather75. That is all.
  • LoveleeB
    LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
    You NEED to meet Heather75. That is all.

    I agree with TDgee.

    Add me too!! haha
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