Healthy Foods You've Tried and Non-Food Item You'd Rather Ea

MissO﹠A
MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Thanks, short title! It should read, "Healthy Foods You've Tried and Non-Food Item You'd Rather Eat."

In our quest to be healthy folks, we've probably tried all variety of new foods -- some good, some not so much.

This is a thread for the "not-so-much" foods...

Healthy Food:
Ry-Crisp

What I'd Rather Eat:
Ceiling Tile

Although I have not partaken in munching on a ceiling tile, I'd imagine it tastes pretty much the same.

So, what are your "not diggin' it" healthy foods and their "I'd rather eat" substitutes?
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  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Healthy Food:
    Pop Chips

    What I'd Rather Eat:
    Human Fetus
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
    Healthy food:
    Any soy product (except tempeh)

    What I'd rather eat:
    slimy cardboard
  • alwaysbrandie
    alwaysbrandie Posts: 12
    Healthy food : tofu
    what I'd rather eat: an adult diaper
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Health food:
    Spaghetti squash

    What I'd rather eat:
    rubberbands
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Healthy food : tofu
    what I'd rather eat: an adult diaper

    full or empty?
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Healthy food: artichoke

    I'd rather: lick an armpit because the smell is about the same
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    healthy food - steamed vegetables

    non food substitute - car tire. used. with or without roadkill remains still clinging
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    healthy food: brussel sprouts

    what id rather eat: my own *kitten*.
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    health food: sweet potato's

    What i'd rather eat: ear wax. That's what it seems to taste like to me.
  • alwaysbrandie
    alwaysbrandie Posts: 12
    Full...no wait...I'd rather eat a dry adult diaper than tofu...but I'd rather eat tofu than a full adult diaper... follow me? HAHA
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Healthy food: artichoke

    I'd rather: lick an armpit because the smell is about the same
    Plus, if I'm going to work that hard for my food it had better be freaking orgasmic. Artichoke does not qualify....and the name creeps me out....
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    Healthy Food: lima beans

    What I'd Rather Eat: Crazy Mama's *kitten*
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    health food: sweet potato's

    What i'd rather eat: ear wax. That's what it seems to taste like to me.

    We were separated at birth. I am sure of this.
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    health food: sweet potato's

    What i'd rather eat: ear wax. That's what it seems to taste like to me.

    We were separated at birth. I am sure of this.

    Well then where were you when I was telling this to my parents? We could have formed a united front of NON ear wax tasting food!
  • bean177
    bean177 Posts: 75
    Healthy food : tofu
    what I'd rather eat: an adult diaper

    ditto - tofu hs got to be the worst stuff ever!!! LOL on the topic - great post.
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member

    Well then where were you when I was telling this to my parents? We could have formed a united front of NON ear wax tasting food!

    A missed opportunity. *sigh* We've gotta add parsnips to the list of "most vile earwax-like foods."
  • MissionABS
    MissionABS Posts: 80
    Healthy Food: SoyJoy bar

    Rather Eat: Stink Bug
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    EW parsnips.
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    Healthy Food: lima beans

    What I'd Rather Eat: Crazy Mama's *kitten*

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! seriously, three-way marriage!
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    Healthy Food: lima beans

    What I'd Rather Eat: Crazy Mama's *kitten*

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! seriously, three-way marriage!

    :drinker:
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    Healthy Food: "Cauliflower" mashed potatoes

    What I'd rather eat: ANYTHING regurgitated from a sheep
  • k8edge
    k8edge Posts: 380
    Healthy Food:
    Coconut Water

    What I'd Rather Eat:
    Slimer from Ghostbusters (I ain't afraid of no ghost!)

    The mucus consistency of coconut water makes my stomach flip just thinking about drinking it.
  • wonnder1
    wonnder1 Posts: 460
    Healthy Food: Tempeh Marinated Fake Bacon

    What I'd rather eat:
    My own foot, after jogging, and bathing in a bath of soured cabbage and soy sauce
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    Healthy food: Brussel Sprouts

    What I'd rather eat: The gum off the shoe of someone who has been walking around NYC Subways
  • maureensm
    maureensm Posts: 183 Member
    AAAAHHHHH hahaha ...I actually love artichokes and brussels sprouts.

    Health Food: Eggplant

    What I would rather eat: The lint tray from my washing machine
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    I'm a cauliflower, brussel sproutand sweet potato fan!

    Health food:
    Clams/mussels/oysters

    Would rather eat: Phlegm coughed up by a 3pk-a-day smoker with a pneumonic respiratory infection. They'd look and taste identical.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Healthy food: lima beans
    Thing I would rather eat: the filters of used cigarettes found on the street
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
    Health food:
    Clams/mussels/oysters

    Would rather eat: Phlegm coughed up by a 3pk-a-day smoker with a pneumonic respiratory infection. They'd look and taste identical.

    So with you on this one... bi-valves are just NASTY!
  • VegGrrl
    VegGrrl Posts: 336 Member
    healthy food: seaweed - in any form

    rather eat: (well, drink actually) dirty fishtank water

    OH WAIT! Same thing basically - just one's a solid, one's a liquid!!!
  • MsRobin_TheSequel
    MsRobin_TheSequel Posts: 127 Member
    healthy food: brussel sprouts

    what id rather eat: my own *kitten*.


    I can't stand it !!! Funniest *kitten* I've read in FOREVER !!!!!
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