Find inner peace by finishing things!

swordsmith

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to inner peace and happiness was to finish all the things you started. So I looked around my house to see what I started and have not finished yet. So I finished a bottle of vodka, a bodtle of Bailey’s, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, an a boc of choclez. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to demy u fee ar in ned ov ienner pizzzzz…