Tam and Max

jamerz3294

The love story of Tam and Max

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Tam and Max were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool and Max suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Tam promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Tam's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Tam the news she said, 'Tam, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.


The bad news is, Max hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Tam replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

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jamerz3294

The love story of Tam and Max

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Tam and Max were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool and Max suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Tam promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Tam's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Tam the news she said, 'Tam, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.


The bad news is, Max hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Tam replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

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tresa1234

The love story of Tam and Max

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Tam and Max were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool and Max suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Tam promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Tam's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Tam the news she said, 'Tam, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.


The bad news is, Max hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Tam replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

:laugh: :bigsmile: :drinker: :noway: :bigsmile: :drinker: :laugh: :grumble: :flowerforyou:

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Somehow I didn't see that one coming ....

SoupNazi

That was funny.:laugh:

The names sound vaguely familiar.:huh:

shorerider

:laugh: Now that one I'll have to remember!

time2wrk

Oh, I am sending this to all my friends who are equally warped as I am and will get a good laugh out of this one! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

TamTastic

I just had to be lumped into something with Max!! :grumble:

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Funny joke though!!

jamerz3294

I just had to be lumped into something with Max!! :grumble:

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Funny joke though!!

You know I wub yew baybee! :smokin: :drinker: :flowerforyou: :laugh: :bigsmile:

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Losing_It

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chrissyh

Good One!

TamTastic

I just had to be lumped into something with Max!! :grumble:

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Funny joke though!!

You got a problem with that????

Uuummmmmmmmmm......................no???? :huh:

ACastle1

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kellch

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At least it had a happy ending :bigsmile: :smokin: :laugh:

arewethereyet

Oh Kelch, make me laugh harder!!

We shouldnt have drink your water challenges if your just gonna make me laugh too hard!!

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mommared53

On no!!! I didn't see that one coming either. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

kellch

Oh Kelch, make me laugh harder!!

We shouldnt have drink your water challenges if your just gonna make me laugh too hard!!

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kistinbee

Thanks for sharing!!!:laugh:

synchkat

Why in 2008 did everyone post the same thing twice to start a thread?

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