The Secret to Weightloss!

paulaGetshealthy

I think it's funny how people ask me what the secret to my weighloss is, as if there HAS to be a secret. I mean, they can't possibly think I simply eat less and exercise because that has always been an option for me and if it worked then I would have done it a loooooong time ago. Besides, fat people don't exercise, so obviously my weightloss does not stem from any type of work-outs. So, there HAS to be a secret to my weightloss. Maybe it's a new supplement I'm taking? Oooh, maybe I just stopped eating brown-colored foods. Or perhaps taking three deep breaths and rolling my eyes twice while chanting "i wan't to be skinny, i want to be skinny" before each meal is the secret. Hmm. Maybe, just maybe, my metabolism sped up thanks to a pact I made with the devil and the fat is just melting off. Because there is no way a fat girl exercises and eats less. No way.