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  • Posts: 1,264 Member
    Licking the knife after smearing peanut butter (or you're done smearing and you dip the knife again, just so you can lick it...)
  • Posts: 3,338 Member
    Licking the knife after smearing peanut butter (or you're done smearing and you dip the knife again, just so you can lick it...)

    Or licking the tablespoon you measured out the peanut butter in, what's stuck to the spoon is part of what you measured out anyway!
  • Posts: 1,264 Member
    Or licking the tablespoon you measured out the peanut butter in, what's stuck to the spoon is part of what you measured out anyway!

    ...guilty!
  • Posts: 385 Member
    When it's one pump of syrup and a dash of soymilk in your americano.
    Yet I log the 5 calories in the espresso... :laugh:
  • Posts: 385 Member
    When mini rice cakes are 18 per serving, but I only take one or two. :bigsmile:
    I second this one! :drinker:
  • Posts: 350
    I'm part of a survey website and they occasionally send me products to test out. Sooo... any type of food item is calorie free since it is for research, right? :)
  • Posts: 220 Member
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    Umm, any meal with my mom would result in negative calories.

    It would in the instance of my mom....i just push the food around. (not a great meal maker)
  • Posts: 220 Member
    when youre running after the ice cream truck

    Does the Schwann man count???
  • Posts: 543
    When you buy candy out of the bulk containers at the groccery store.
  • Posts: 1,449 Member
    30 minute period after sex.
  • Posts: 158
    Costco Samples

    LOL! I was just thinking that the other day as I cruised the Costco aisles. Then I figured I burned up the calories anyway pushing that shopping cart full of stuff and carrying it in the house!
  • Posts: 222 Member
    When it's that T.O.M. and you're using chocolate to self-medicate-- so no one gets hurt.
  • Posts: 404 Member
    Costco Samples

    LOL!
  • Posts: 881 Member
    Bachelorette Party calories don't count. What happens at the bachelorette party stays at the bachelorette party, including the calories.

    Although sometimes the photos end up on Facebook.... :blushing:

    LMAO! :laugh:
  • Posts: 50 Member
    Work Coffee. I have to stay awake somehow, right? ((I work overnights. XD))
  • Posts: 102
    when you just watched with horror as your baby cat just got eaten by a rapid dog as you screamed bloody murder and dindt know what else to do. then you turn to your kitchen for comfort. poor grand dutchess.... im sorry baby. <
    happened 6 hours ago
  • Posts: 1,676 Member
    Costco Samples

    Did this one today, myself :) hahaha
  • Posts: 3,937 Member
    When the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are washed down with a sugar free (calorie free) energy drink. They cancel each other out..

    right?
  • Posts: 237 Member
    when you burn all the calories in that one tablespoon of adam's 100% natural peanut butter stirring in the oil before you eat it.
  • Posts: 862 Member
    I just joined today. I have always believed that food you eat over the sink has no calories because it is making dishes dirty that causes the calories... I was told recently that just because you eat when no one is looking does not mean it is calorie free but I am still not sure about that....
  • Posts: 2,717 Member
    When you've never made the recipe before and you're bringing it to a friend's party. I mean, you have to "test" quite a bit of it to make sure everyone else will like it.
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