Dude - I hate you Pick N Save "Fresh" Salads

odusgolp

Second time picking up a "deli fresh salad" - brown soggy lettuce, weird cucumbers. Unhappy Sudoplog!!!

anubis609

"Get me once, shame on you. Get me twice, shame on me."

Hate on.

lstnlondry

OMG great profile picture!! I had two bags of salad I just opened and had the same problem!!

ClarkMer

Gross!!

bzmom

Not so fresh huh?.......:noway:

laughingdani

odusgolp

I believe in second chances *LOL* But EW! Lesson learned *sigh*

odusgolp

bWAHAHAHAHA! Nice Dani!

laughingdani

bWAHAHAHAHA! Nice Dani!

LMAO! Thank you! Been waiting to use that one! :laugh:

anubis609

EpicMealTime win! Block out those hatin' *kitten* vegetables that rot in 4 hours and make a real salad the way it's supposed to be made. With meat. It's supposed to be brown. Next level nature consumption.

Next time, we eat the future.

voluptas63

EpicMealTime win! Block out those hatin' *kitten* vegetables that rot in 4 hours and make a real salad the way it's supposed to be made. With meat. It's supposed to be brown. Next level nature consumption.

Next time, we eat the future.

She's very intense.

odusgolp

EpicMealTime win! Block out those hatin' *kitten* vegetables that rot in 4 hours and make a real salad the way it's supposed to be made. With meat. It's supposed to be brown. Next level nature consumption.

Next time, we eat the future.

She's very intense.

Indeed.

I may need to take a xanax now.

Twasney

I don't know about the stores where you are...but if you take them back here they will give you a new one here!

ickybella

bwahahaha

anubis609

EpicMealTime win! Block out those hatin' *kitten* vegetables that rot in 4 hours and make a real salad the way it's supposed to be made. With meat. It's supposed to be brown. Next level nature consumption.

Next time, we eat the future.

She's very intense.

You mean, Dani? Yeah. She is. Biceps, ftw! Bwahaha.

odusgolp

I don't know about the stores where you are...but if you take them back here they will give you a new one here!

I think I'll call and complain just to complain. That's always fun...

laughingdani

EpicMealTime win! Block out those hatin' *kitten* vegetables that rot in 4 hours and make a real salad the way it's supposed to be made. With meat. It's supposed to be brown. Next level nature consumption.

Next time, we eat the future.

She's very intense.

You mean, Dani? Yeah. She is. Biceps, ftw! Bwahaha.

Yes. Yes I am. *flex*

anubis609

I don't know about the stores where you are...but if you take them back here they will give you a new one here!

I think I'll call and complain just to complain. That's always fun...

Then talk about the sh*tty day you've been having because all you've been doing was looking at soggy green remnants of what should be food. Then talk about your period and how it's making you call out of anger and entertainment. Then ADD-topic-jump to how their day is going. Keep them on the phone as long as possible. Then as they try to get you off the line, just tell them to wait....fart on the phone...hang up and profit. Then smell your phone.

odusgolp

I don't know about the stores where you are...but if you take them back here they will give you a new one here!

I think I'll call and complain just to complain. That's always fun...

Then talk about the sh*tty day you've been having because all you've been doing was looking at soggy green remnants of what should be food. Then talk about your period and how it's making you call out of anger and entertainment. Then ADD-topic-jump to how their day is going. Keep them on the phone as long as possible. Then as they try to get you off the line, just tell them to wait....fart on the phone...hang up and profit. Then smell your phone.

I think this is an easier approach - (262) 534-9596 Have at it I'd personally call, but I don't have to fart and don't want to f*** this up, yo.

anubis609

I don't know about the stores where you are...but if you take them back here they will give you a new one here!

I think I'll call and complain just to complain. That's always fun...

Then talk about the sh*tty day you've been having because all you've been doing was looking at soggy green remnants of what should be food. Then talk about your period and how it's making you call out of anger and entertainment. Then ADD-topic-jump to how their day is going. Keep them on the phone as long as possible. Then as they try to get you off the line, just tell them to wait....fart on the phone...hang up and profit. Then smell your phone.

I think this is an easier approach - (262) 534-9596 Have at it I'd personally call, but I don't have to fart and don't want to f*** this up, yo.

It would be interesting as a man, to talk about his period luring him to call up the store to say I hate their salad freshness. Maybe I can sway the topic to feminine hygiene products as well, and have them come up with new creative ways to advertise "man-pons" for the male with a leakage problem. Or constant shart stains.

odusgolp

Then talk about the sh*tty day you've been having because all you've been doing was looking at soggy green remnants of what should be food. Then talk about your period and how it's making you call out of anger and entertainment. Then ADD-topic-jump to how their day is going. Keep them on the phone as long as possible. Then as they try to get you off the line, just tell them to wait....fart on the phone...hang up and profit. Then smell your phone.

I think this is an easier approach - (262) 534-9596 Have at it I'd personally call, but I don't have to fart and don't want to f*** this up, yo.

It would be interesting as a man, to talk about his period luring him to call up the store to say I hate their salad freshness. Maybe I can sway the topic to feminine hygiene products as well, and have them come up with new creative ways to advertise "man-pons" for the male with a leakage problem. Or constant shart stains.

Heh. Who knew you were a dude.... *LOL*