Sweeping Around...

jamerz3294
jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while
> they got to know each other so well, they decided
> to get married.
>
> One broom was, of course, the bride broom,
> the other the groom broom.
>
> The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
> The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
> The wedding was lovely.
>
> After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
> leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am
> going to have a little whisk broom!'
>
> 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
> Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is
> going to hurt!!!!!!
>
>
> 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
>
>
>
>
> Sounds to me like she's ..... !
> ......been .....sweeping around!!!
>
>
>

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  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while
    > they got to know each other so well, they decided
    > to get married.
    >
    > One broom was, of course, the bride broom,
    > the other the groom broom.
    >
    > The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
    > The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
    > The wedding was lovely.
    >
    > After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
    > leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am
    > going to have a little whisk broom!'
    >
    > 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
    > Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is
    > going to hurt!!!!!!
    >
    >
    > 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Sounds to me like she's ..... !
    > ......been .....sweeping around!!!
    >
    >
    >
  • jimswmn
    jimswmn Posts: 1,350 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Jackie_W
    Jackie_W Posts: 1,676 Member
    490.gif
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Cute:laugh:
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: That is so corny. :laugh: :laugh:
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