Sweeping Around...
jamerz3294
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while
> they got to know each other so well, they decided
> to get married.
>
> One broom was, of course, the bride broom,
> the other the groom broom.
>
> The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
> The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
> The wedding was lovely.
>
> After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
> leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am
> going to have a little whisk broom!'
>
> 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
> Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is
> going to hurt!!!!!!
>
>
> 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
>
>
>
>
> Sounds to me like she's ..... !
> ......been .....sweeping around!!!
>
>
>
> they got to know each other so well, they decided
> to get married.
>
> One broom was, of course, the bride broom,
> the other the groom broom.
>
> The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
> The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
> The wedding was lovely.
>
> After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
> leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am
> going to have a little whisk broom!'
>
> 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
> Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is
> going to hurt!!!!!!
>
>
> 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
>
>
>
>
> Sounds to me like she's ..... !
> ......been .....sweeping around!!!
>
>
>
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while
> they got to know each other so well, they decided
> to get married.
>
> One broom was, of course, the bride broom,
> the other the groom broom.
>
> The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
> The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
> The wedding was lovely.
>
> After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
> leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am
> going to have a little whisk broom!'
>
> 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
> Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is
> going to hurt!!!!!!
>
>
> 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
>
>
>
>
> Sounds to me like she's ..... !
> ......been .....sweeping around!!!
>
>
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Cute:laugh:0
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:laugh: :laugh: That is so corny. :laugh: :laugh:0
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