What would you do??

RedBullLiz

Would you rather...

A) smack a rude senior citizen
laugh at a child fall
C) wear obscene clothing for a week straight - everywhere
D) eat cat poop

Elixandra

Be drooled on by a monkey. Ewws to the rest.

JenBrown0210

I would go with the piggy. Piggies are very clean animals. I grew up with pottbelly piggy as a pet. She was very clean, even litter box trained! Piggies are only dirty because people leave them in their own messes and do not clean their kennels or cages!

dont be dissin the piggies

bry_all01

monkey, for sure

peachNpunkin

The bull for sure, odds are, he'll horn ya before you get to touch his nose. So you more than likely wouldn't touch his nose.

jasmineconley

we live in the country so every year at fair we are cleaning bull snot off of us lol

LisaCFSF

Got to go with the monkey slobber on this one! :bigsmile:

Jamazurunner

All are gross, but I go with B!

theflyingartist

Sniff a pig's booty. I've smelled worse from my boyfriend :sad:

ChantalGG

how close do i need to get to the pig and if the drool is just on my arm i am okay with that cause i would only touch a cute monkey that wasnt from Africa..

Cait_Sidhe

Drooled on by a monkey. Why not, I get drooled on by cats and dogs all the time.

jon_brady

The monkey. I have six kids I get slobbered on by monkeys all the time.

Trixtabella

I can't helpit but people falling over kills me.

sauerkrautpolka

C) wear obscene clothing for a week straight - everywhere

I get weird stares anyway... might as well. :P

Cait_Sidhe

Oh wait, I didn't see the obscene clothing option.

I change my answer. I do this anyway.