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Seeking ALL smart @$$#$

crystalslight
crystalslight Posts: 322 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
I want to be friends with ALL the witty, smart @$$ people on here. I have asked a few of you to be my friend. For some reason, asking strangers to be my friend. Is like asking someone on a date. Which I've never done.. I worry about the rejection...
I'm pretty funny and witty in real life. Usually by accident... On the computer I can't seem to portray the real me.
Add me so I don't have to feel all this anxiety!! LOL

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  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    sent one:happy:
  • nomorefatbitch
    nomorefatbitch Posts: 279
    Smart @$$, Fat @$$, Wise @$$....that's me ;)
  • funkyspunky871
    funkyspunky871 Posts: 1,675 Member
    :D I just got called snarky on the boards!! I think I might qualify.
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    i can be a smart *kitten*, dont know if i am smart *kitten* enough.
  • icandothistrish85
    icandothistrish85 Posts: 116
    My smart @$$ just got asked NOT to do a group challenge because I'm too honest. -.- Really.

    Request Sent.
  • icandothistrish85
    icandothistrish85 Posts: 116
    My smart @$$ just got asked NOT to do a group challenge because I'm too honest. -.- Really.

    Request Sent.
  • deewildwoman
    deewildwoman Posts: 120 Member
    I get told I am a smart *kitten* all the time. I take it as a compliment...it is far better than being a dumb *kitten*.
  • crystalslight
    crystalslight Posts: 322 Member
    I get told I am a smart *kitten* all the time. I take it as a compliment...it is far better than being a dumb *kitten*.

    I've been called both.. Actually alot :grumble:

    LOL!! This is gonna turn into a fun post :bigsmile:
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    Smart @$$, Fat @$$, Wise @$$....that's me ;)

    Tight *kitten* And I'm in!
  • Andythefitfamilyman
    Andythefitfamilyman Posts: 420
    allready sent GANGSTA
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    My ticker and sig gif state that I'm not a smart *kitten* at all. I'm a shy pervert who seeks the attention of others and requests that requests be sent to him only to make you wait in the angst of impossible rejection as I accept all who dare think about entering the domain that is known as my friends list.

    Also run-on sentences don't count as paragraphs, but I made a new one anyway because I'm a grammar douche.
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    My *kitten* is smart :ob
  • TrainingWithTonya
    TrainingWithTonya Posts: 1,741 Member
    One of my favorite quotes I saw on Facebook and reposted:

    With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated & happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good Grief look how smart I am, I must be a genius!!

    I would think that is the real definition of Smart @$$! LOL
  • deewildwoman
    deewildwoman Posts: 120 Member
    One of my favorite quotes I saw on Facebook and reposted:

    With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated & happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good Grief look how smart I am, I must be a genius!!

    I would think that is the real definition of Smart @$$! LOL

    OMG. I love this!
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