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Seeking ALL smart @$$#$

crystalslight
Posts: 322 Member
I want to be friends with ALL the witty, smart @$$ people on here. I have asked a few of you to be my friend. For some reason, asking strangers to be my friend. Is like asking someone on a date. Which I've never done.. I worry about the rejection...
I'm pretty funny and witty in real life. Usually by accident... On the computer I can't seem to portray the real me.
Add me so I don't have to feel all this anxiety!! LOL
I'm pretty funny and witty in real life. Usually by accident... On the computer I can't seem to portray the real me.
Add me so I don't have to feel all this anxiety!! LOL
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sent one:happy:0
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I just got called snarky on the boards!! I think I might qualify.
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i can be a smart *kitten*, dont know if i am smart *kitten* enough.0
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My smart @$$ just got asked NOT to do a group challenge because I'm too honest. -.- Really.
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My smart @$$ just got asked NOT to do a group challenge because I'm too honest. -.- Really.
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I get told I am a smart *kitten* all the time. I take it as a compliment...it is far better than being a dumb *kitten*.0
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I get told I am a smart *kitten* all the time. I take it as a compliment...it is far better than being a dumb *kitten*.
I've been called both.. Actually alot :grumble:
LOL!! This is gonna turn into a fun post :bigsmile:0 -
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allready sent GANGSTA0
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My ticker and sig gif state that I'm not a smart *kitten* at all. I'm a shy pervert who seeks the attention of others and requests that requests be sent to him only to make you wait in the angst of impossible rejection as I accept all who dare think about entering the domain that is known as my friends list.
Also run-on sentences don't count as paragraphs, but I made a new one anyway because I'm a grammar douche.0 -
My *kitten* is smart :ob0
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One of my favorite quotes I saw on Facebook and reposted:
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated & happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good Grief look how smart I am, I must be a genius!!
I would think that is the real definition of Smart @$$! LOL0 -
One of my favorite quotes I saw on Facebook and reposted:
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated & happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good Grief look how smart I am, I must be a genius!!
I would think that is the real definition of Smart @$$! LOL
OMG. I love this!0
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