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  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
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    I mean, would you wear a Hawaiian shirt with the same pattern on your pants? And if that answer is yes, please God stop!


    don't own any hawaiian shirts but I sort of feel like getting one to go with some shorts I have now. Thanks for the great idea! :wink:
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    I mean, would you wear a Hawaiian shirt with the same pattern on your pants? And if that answer is yes, please God stop!


    don't own any hawaiian shirts but I sort of feel like getting one to go with some shorts I have now. Thanks for the great idea! :wink:

    Make sure you get a jean jacket that matches your jeans too!!
  • twiniemily
    twiniemily Posts: 24
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    I personally can't wear mix matching - looks far too weird. Never noticed other people wearing mix matching - I'll be looking out for it when I go on holiday now!
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
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    Mine match, just aren't the original set. For example, wearing brown bottoms with a camo top - the top has brown, they coordinate. I also have a set that has a pair of red bottoms with a top that's blue with white stars (yay patriotic boobs!). Mine compliment each other, even if they don't match per se.
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
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    To add some spice...
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
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    To add some spice...
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
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    wait do you expect women to match their underwear and bra then? lol

    No. But I expect a lady to match her underwear and bra

    This answer is SO joy...you guys don't even know lol.

    And guys who wear their ball caps sideways make me want to slap it straight.

    Seriously.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Apparently it's become cool

    It is cool, well in my opinion at least. Anyway, if a woman is confident enough to rock a bikini, matching or not, then she gets my vote.

    Now if she is confident enough to wear yoga pants commando then she will get the contents of my wallet. Yoga pants are hawwwwt.
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
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    I wear whichever 2 pieces of bikini come out when I reach into the drawer. Hope that relieves you of the mystery. Sorry you're losing sleep over it. I know mismatched bikinis and starving homeless children rank way up there on the list of *kitten* I care about, too.
  • AudgePaudge
    AudgePaudge Posts: 537 Member
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    wait do you expect women to match their underwear and bra then? lol

    No. But I expect a lady to match her underwear and bra

    hahahahahaha!!! I just peed a little and snorted. Obviously, I'm not a lady!


    LMAO!!!! You are funny!!!!
  • Swimgoddess
    Swimgoddess Posts: 711 Member
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    Yes, I agree with the previous stated points:

    1. There is a difference between coordinated and mismatched.
    2. Retailers have caught on to the fact that women like to customize, ergo, selling "separates" in the swimsuit section.
    3. Not all women are perfect hourglasses and may wear a different size on top than bottom.

    I'm adding:

    1. Many women have been educated by fashion magazines to wear a plain unembellished solid on the body part they'd like people's eyes to skim over quickly or minimize (for most women this ends up being the bikini bottom), while wearing a print or embellished item on the body part they'd like to draw people's attention to or visually create the illusion of being larger (again, for most women this is the bikini top).
    2. As many retailers sell separates and while it is possible to locate ones that match perfectly (string top & string bottom or sport top & sport bottom, etc.),
    a. women find that while the top that makes her rack look awesome, the bottoms that perfectly match it style-wise may be either too conservative, not conservative enough so they get eaten by her crack, poorly lined/colored in case of hemorrhaging emergency, thin enough to show pube texture/shape/absence or risque piercings, too low cut and show her Brazilian/C-section scar or cut granny-panty high, pinch at the sides and create muffin top while the same size in another style doesn't, have too much fabric in the crotch that causes riding up into a camel-toe or sag down creating the tranny with a bad tape-job illusion, etc.
    b. women find that while the bottoms that make her body contour smooth, muffin-top free and her *kitten* look pert, the top that matches perfectly style-wise is too small and pornographic, too big and saggy, is poorly lined, embarrasingly thin and susceptabile to frequent "pointing" (many women are self conscious about nips being too wall-eyed, cross-eyed, low, uneven, etc.), padded or not padded enough, creates too much or not enough cleavage, makes a uniboob (sport/bandeau are particularly guilty) or pulls the side-boob in too much diminishing her frontal bust-waist-hip ratio (hourglass appearance), lift too much, sag too much, have uncomfortable straps/ties/hardware, require frequent adjustment of the girls, have soft-cup inserts that migrate unpredictably, give funny tanlines, etc.
    c. as you can see above, the list of potential issues goes on and on (and on and on and on and on)

    So, yeah... that should about suck all the mystery out of it (sorry ladies and women with mismatched bra & panty sets!). Also it justifies the endless number of reasons to not perfectly coordinate. Women want to look their BEST in swimsuits. We will not tolerate uniboob, muffintop or cameltoe just for the sake of matching to please some guy's OCD preference for perfectly matching style bikinis. So in all truth, we're doing OCD-guy a huge favor. Please appreciate accordingly :)

    Sincerely,

    The Antichick
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
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    I wear whichever 2 pieces of bikini come out when I reach into the drawer. Hope that relieves you of the mystery. Sorry you're losing sleep over it. I know mismatched bikinis and starving homeless children rank way up there on the list of *kitten* I care about, too.

    haha....wow
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    Yes, I agree with the previous stated points:

    1. There is a difference between coordinated and mismatched.
    2. Retailers have caught on to the fact that women like to customize, ergo, selling "separates" in the swimsuit section.
    3. Not all women are perfect hourglasses and may wear a different size on top than bottom.

    I'm adding:

    1. Many women have been educated by fashion magazines to wear a plain unembellished solid on the body part they'd like people's eyes to skim over quickly or minimize (for most women this ends up being the bikini bottom), while wearing a print or embellished item on the body part they'd like to draw people's attention to or visually create the illusion of being larger (again, for most women this is the bikini top).
    2. As many retailers sell separates and while it is possible to locate ones that match perfectly (string top & string bottom or sport top & sport bottom, etc.),
    a. women find that while the top that makes her rack look awesome, the bottoms that perfectly match it style-wise may be either too conservative, not conservative enough so they get eaten by her crack, poorly lined/colored in case of hemorrhaging emergency, thin enough to show pube texture/shape/absence or risque piercings, too low cut and show her Brazilian/C-section scar or cut granny-panty high, pinch at the sides and create muffin top while the same size in another style doesn't, have too much fabric in the crotch that causes riding up into a camel-toe or sag down creating the tranny with a bad tape-job illusion, etc.
    b. women find that while the bottoms that make her body contour smooth, muffin-top free and her *kitten* look pert, the top that matches perfectly style-wise is too small and pornographic, too big and saggy, is poorly lined, embarrasingly thin and susceptabile to frequent "pointing" (many women are self conscious about nips being too wall-eyed, cross-eyed, low, uneven, etc.), padded or not padded enough, creates too much or not enough cleavage, makes a uniboob (sport/bandeau are particularly guilty) or pulls the side-boob in too much diminishing her frontal bust-waist-hip ratio (hourglass appearance), lift too much, sag too much, have uncomfortable straps/ties/hardware, require frequent adjustment of the girls, have soft-cup inserts that migrate unpredictably, give funny tanlines, etc.
    c. as you can see above, the list of potential issues goes on and on (and on and on and on and on)

    So, yeah... that should about suck all the mystery out of it (sorry ladies and women with mismatched bra & panty sets!). Also it justifies the endless number of reasons to not perfectly coordinate. Women want to look their BEST in swimsuits. We will not tolerate uniboob, muffintop or cameltoe just for the sake of matching to please some guy's OCD preference for perfectly matching style bikinis. So in all truth, we're doing OCD-guy a huge favor. Please appreciate accordingly :)

    Sincerely,

    The Antichick

    That was one detailed response over bikinis.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
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    Yes, I agree with the previous stated points:

    1. There is a difference between coordinated and mismatched.
    2. Retailers have caught on to the fact that women like to customize, ergo, selling "separates" in the swimsuit section.
    3. Not all women are perfect hourglasses and may wear a different size on top than bottom.

    I'm adding:

    1. Many women have been educated by fashion magazines to wear a plain unembellished solid on the body part they'd like people's eyes to skim over quickly or minimize (for most women this ends up being the bikini bottom), while wearing a print or embellished item on the body part they'd like to draw people's attention to or visually create the illusion of being larger (again, for most women this is the bikini top).
    2. As many retailers sell separates and while it is possible to locate ones that match perfectly (string top & string bottom or sport top & sport bottom, etc.),
    a. women find that while the top that makes her rack look awesome, the bottoms that perfectly match it style-wise may be either too conservative, not conservative enough so they get eaten by her crack, poorly lined/colored in case of hemorrhaging emergency, thin enough to show pube texture/shape/absence or risque piercings, too low cut and show her Brazilian/C-section scar or cut granny-panty high, pinch at the sides and create muffin top while the same size in another style doesn't, have too much fabric in the crotch that causes riding up into a camel-toe or sag down creating the tranny with a bad tape-job illusion, etc.
    b. women find that while the bottoms that make her body contour smooth, muffin-top free and her *kitten* look pert, the top that matches perfectly style-wise is too small and pornographic, too big and saggy, is poorly lined, embarrasingly thin and susceptabile to frequent "pointing" (many women are self conscious about nips being too wall-eyed, cross-eyed, low, uneven, etc.), padded or not padded enough, creates too much or not enough cleavage, makes a uniboob (sport/bandeau are particularly guilty) or pulls the side-boob in too much diminishing her frontal bust-waist-hip ratio (hourglass appearance), lift too much, sag too much, have uncomfortable straps/ties/hardware, require frequent adjustment of the girls, have soft-cup inserts that migrate unpredictably, give funny tanlines, etc.
    c. as you can see above, the list of potential issues goes on and on (and on and on and on and on)

    So, yeah... that should about suck all the mystery out of it (sorry ladies and women with mismatched bra & panty sets!). Also it justifies the endless number of reasons to not perfectly coordinate. Women want to look their BEST in swimsuits. We will not tolerate uniboob, muffintop or cameltoe just for the sake of matching to please some guy's OCD preference for perfectly matching style bikinis. So in all truth, we're doing OCD-guy a huge favor. Please appreciate accordingly :)

    Sincerely,

    The Antichick

    You know hun...I love you dearly of course...but I'm very, very grateful my only swimsuit dilemma is whether they have an internal pocket for credit cards and id.

    Whew!
  • nurse_carolyn
    nurse_carolyn Posts: 348
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    wait do you expect women to match their underwear and bra then? lol

    I like matching my bra and underwear :)
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    wait do you expect women to match their underwear and bra then? lol

    I like matching my bra and underwear :)

    Me too.
  • clhiter
    clhiter Posts: 74
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    wait do you expect women to match their underwear and bra then? lol

    I like matching my bra and underwear :)

    Me too.

    I am sure I would like yours too:)
  • curvygirl512
    curvygirl512 Posts: 423 Member
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    There's a difference men can't tell. Mismatched is not the same as coordinating.

    Mismatched is a bikini bottom and a dress shirt.

    Coordinating are two colours that work together...(and I think it looks better!)

    I mean, would you wear a Hawaiian shirt with the same pattern on your pants? And if that answer is yes, please God stop!

    LMAO
  • AJay513
    AJay513 Posts: 187
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    Ahhh, this irks me too!!!

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