... you might be addicted to MFP.
dougstevens
Posts: 208 Member
A twist on Jeff Foxworthy's, "...you might be a redneck"; let's have some fun and come up with a one-liner that indicates a person might be addicted to MFP.
Example:
When someone you know is struggling with weight loss and is frustrated with their plateau.... you respond, 'are you eating your calories back.'..... you might be addicted to MFP.
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When you spend more time on MFP than on FB, .... you might be addicted to MFP.
Example:
When someone you know is struggling with weight loss and is frustrated with their plateau.... you respond, 'are you eating your calories back.'..... you might be addicted to MFP.
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When you spend more time on MFP than on FB, .... you might be addicted to MFP.
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I definitely spend more time on here than on Facebook. It's just so nice to commune with people who are all working toward the same thing!0
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If immediately after "sexy time" you roll over, grab your smartphone and log it, you might be addicted to MFP.0
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...when you have a friend log on for you the 3 days you are going to be camping without phone or internet access so it doesn't mess up the number of consecutive days you have logged in.0
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When you get violently angry when you miss a day of logging and it resets your days logged in count...0
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If you talk to people about your "weight loss journey" instead of "diet", you might be addicted to MFP.0
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If immediately after "sexy time" you roll over, grab your smartphone and log it, you might be addicted to MFP.
LOL
Do you use your HRM for that?0 -
"Do you use your HRM for that"....LOL!0
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when your phone beeps with MFP updates more than Facebook, you may be addicted.0
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When you can't go a day without logging your calories.0
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If immediately after "sexy time" you roll over, grab your smartphone and log it, you might be addicted to MFP.
LOL
Do you use your HRM for that?
That's the first thing I didn when I got my HRM LOL. Didn't burn as much as I thought!0 -
You can log "sexy time"? Brilliant....I'll get right on that. :-P
If you you send your waiter back to the kitchen to for the third time, this time to ask the chef "what KIND of oil is it cooked in," ...you could be addicted to MFP.0 -
If you you send your waiter back to the kitchen to for the third time, this time to ask the chef "what KIND of oil is it cooked in," ...you could be addicted to MFP.
Remind me when I did this,
Went to the grocery store, to the deli counter and asked the associate, "Do you have a nutritional chart showing the calories?"...She looked me funny.
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If you do a internet search for your favorite restaurant's nutritional menu.... you might be addicted to MFP.0 -
If you wish you could set up a profile for your slightly overweight dog...0
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you might be addicted to MFP if.... you make profiles for all of your friends even if they have no idea you made them one!!0
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you might be addicted to MFP if.... you make profiles for all of your friends even if they have no idea you made them one!!
THAT"S CREEPY.:huh:0 -
...when you have a friend log on for you the 3 days you are going to be camping without phone or internet access so it doesn't mess up the number of consecutive days you have logged in.
Now this IS good! I sooooo should have done this last week. I am back on day five and should be on day 80!!
Anyway, you know when you are addicted to MFP, when you leave the table mid-eat to check how many calories you have left!!0 -
you might be addicted to MFP when you start eating food that you can only scan.0
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this is a great topic!!!! love it!!!!
You may be addicted to MFP if you HAVE to exercise just to see your calories go up....yeah, you may be just a tad addicted!
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You might be addicted to MFP if....you relay what your friends are doing ie....'Did you know, dear that so and so is doing soooo good. He /she just burned 593 cals running...I am so happy for them' and hubby replies ,' WHO the hell is so and so?????' Happens all the time......just sayin.....0 -
You may be addicted to MFP when you may have either left your phone at work OR lost it. Either way you must have MFP and your mobile app-so you go buy a new phone the next day! My husband did this and YES THE PHONE WAS FOUND AT HIS WORK THE SAME DAY!
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If immediately after "sexy time" you roll over, grab your smartphone and log it, you might be addicted to MFP.
Never thought of that.....thanks!!!!!!!
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I knew I was addicted to MFP when I interupted activities on a very good date to log my meals and "exercise" before midnight! 0
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you might be addicted to MFP if.... you make profiles for all of your friends even if they have no idea you made them one!!
THAT"S CREEPY.:huh:
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Addiction can have its place. :noway: :bigsmile: MFP over FB anyday-hands dowwwwwwwn ya'll!0
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this is a great topic!!!! love it!!!!
You may be addicted to MFP if you HAVE to exercise just to see your calories go up....yeah, you may be just a tad addicted!
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You might be addicted to MFP if....you relay what your friends are doing ie....'Did you know, dear that so and so is doing soooo good. He /she just burned 593 cals running...I am so happy for them' and hubby replies ,' WHO the hell is so and so?????' Happens all the time......just sayin.....
I totally do both of these!!!0 -
you might be addicted to MFP if.... you make profiles for all of your friends even if they have no idea you made them one!!
THAT"S CREEPY.:huh:
durrr 0 -
Love this Post!!!
You might be addicted to MFP when you look at what other
people are replying to as far as Topics.
This is how I got to this Topic. Lol
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You might be addicted to MFP when you make sure you tracked everything
Once the sun has gone down to make sure you've logged
Everything .
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You might be addicted to MFP when you are looking at other Individuals Food Diary
For a Meal Plan.
Lol. Funny Topic. Luv MFP0 -
when you dictate which restaurant you go to based on if MFP has the calorie info or not... (my hubby hates it but has been a good sport non the less LOL )0
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you might be addicted to MFP if.... you make profiles for all of your friends even if they have no idea you made them one!!
That's hilarious!!0 -
when set your home page to MFP, you may be addicted0
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If your friends start looking at you weird because you just asked them for the 25th time to join MFP because its "fun"......0
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