Smurfs: I'm vehomently opposed to the existence of Panicky S

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Just sayin. It's wrong to invent panicky smurf without... xanax dispensing smurf or something...

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  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    resisting spelling nazi comment.

    Also--wtf? lol
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I like to put "o"s in random places.

    Is there an ADD Smurf??
    Is there a Depressed Smurf??
    Is there a Clinically Obese Smurf??

    hrmpfh.
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    xanax dispensing smurf is currently asleep in a bed he's been in for 3 days. His new title when he awakes is rehab smurf.
  • corymomma
    corymomma Posts: 365 Member
    OMG THANK YOU! After the weekend I had having to deal with "smurfy issues" I was ready to scream...but this made me laugh!!!! There also needs to be a wino smurf...just saying
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    Ahh this is a parental experience I am missing out on, I get it now.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I just got a toy at McD's (which are awesome, btw), and saw the insert of all the different smurfs available to collect. I was shocked at the invention of new Smurfs! However, as someone with a very serious case of Panic Disorder, I really feel like our new friend, Panicky Smurf, is scr*wed with Pharmacist Smurf....

    And AJ, I got the smurf for me, not my three footer. Yes, I'm that pathetic.
  • ischmelle
    ischmelle Posts: 203 Member
    Awww, poor panicky smurf. When Xanax smurf is in rehab, he will have to slink around on the corner of the little mushroom houses and get his xanax from Sneaky smurf and his brother, Slummin' smurf. :laugh:
  • ischmelle
    ischmelle Posts: 203 Member
    And to make this doubly funny, there is a smurf ad banner at the top right now! haha
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    And to make this doubly funny, there is a smurf ad banner at the top right now! haha

    OMG, I'm gonna peee!!!!!
  • corymomma
    corymomma Posts: 365 Member
    And to make this doubly funny, there is a smurf ad banner at the top right now! haha

    OMG, I'm gonna peee!!!!!

    omg! how many calories do I burn with this insane running to the bathroom? And trust me when the crowds at the mall get bad around Christmas time my panic issues get bad...I know the feeling...
  • ischmelle
    ischmelle Posts: 203 Member
    And to make this doubly funny, there is a smurf ad banner at the top right now! haha

    OMG, I'm gonna peee!!!!!

    Well at least your Monday got better! Unless you pee your pants, then your Monday would continue to suck.
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    I just got a toy at McD's (which are awesome, btw), and saw the insert of all the different smurfs available to collect. I was shocked at the invention of new Smurfs! However, as someone with a very serious case of Panic Disorder, I really feel like our new friend, Panicky Smurf, is scr*wed with Pharmacist Smurf....

    And AJ, I got the smurf for me, not my three footer. Yes, I'm that pathetic.

    No, no, this is why you're awesome.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    And AJ, I got the smurf for me, not my three footer. Yes, I'm that pathetic.

    No, no, this is why you're awesome.

    :blushing:

    Thanks :) I dying for clumsy smurf *LOL* He has a torch!!
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