It's HOT

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DonM46
DonM46 Posts: 771 Member
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IT'S SO HOT IN Texas

..the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. ..the trees are whistling for the dogs. ..the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. ..hot water comes from both taps. ..you can make sun tea instantly. ..you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. ..the temperature drops Below 95 F and you feel a little chilly. ..you discover that in August it only takes two fingers to steer your car. ..you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. ..you actually burn your hand opening the car door. ..you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M. ..your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death? ..you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage. ..the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter. ..the cows are giving evaporated milk. ..farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
AND..................IT'S SO DRY and RAINLESS IN Texas
..that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling. ..the Methodists are using wet-wipes. ..the Presbyterians are giving rain checks. ..and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!

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  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: thanks for sharing!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • frida001
    frida001 Posts: 437 Member
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    Very clever!
  • Molozonide
    Molozonide Posts: 1
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    I feel ya! D:
  • Hottness4Lyfe
    Hottness4Lyfe Posts: 321 Member
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    LMAO!!!!! Tooooo funny!!!
  • RedneckWmn
    RedneckWmn Posts: 3,202 Member
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    So true! I'm dying here in North Texas~
  • AdrienneKaren
    AdrienneKaren Posts: 168 Member
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    I love it! We're feeling the same way up here in Nebraska except we're not dry. We're hot and insanely humid from the floods. I'll share our water with you!
  • DonM46
    DonM46 Posts: 771 Member
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    Very clever!
    I can't take credit for it .... just rec'd it as an email.
    Thought it was pretty cute, though.

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