Riddle me this....

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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Correct! :smokin: :drinker:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Ummmmmmmmmm yeah.......that's what I was thinking :devil: :smokin: :bigsmile: :devil:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood :smokin:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    Ummmmmmmmmm yeah.......that's what I was thinking :devil: :smokin: :bigsmile: :devil:

    yeah...while listening to R Kelly? I don't think so Kellch!....

    :smokin: :devil:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Ummmmmmmmmm yeah.......that's what I was thinking :devil: :smokin: :bigsmile: :devil:

    yeah...while listening to R Kelly? I don't think so Kellch!....

    :smokin: :devil:

    :devil: :smokin:

    :wink: :laugh:
    *thinks to self* At least I'm not the only dimented person here:devil:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    Ummmmmmmmmm yeah.......that's what I was thinking :devil: :smokin: :bigsmile: :devil:

    yeah...while listening to R Kelly? I don't think so Kellch!....

    :smokin: :devil:

    :devil: :smokin:

    :wink: :laugh:
    *thinks to self* At least I'm not the only dimented person here:devil:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    you'll never be alone... :smokin:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Exactly! They were musicians!!

    here's one....

    What Are We?
    "Twelve white ponies,
    On a red hill,
    Always moving,
    but standing still."
    Teeth!

    Ding Ding Ding!!!! Give this girl a cookie!!

    Good job.:bigsmile:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood :smokin:

    thanks Kelch, really needed that laugh!!:laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?


    OH OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE! You're standing back to back. :bigsmile:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood :smokin:

    thanks Kelch, really needed that laugh!!:laugh: :laugh:

    Here to help girlie :drinker: :smooched:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

    What am I?
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

    What am I?
    Watermelon??????????????
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    What cheese is made backwards??
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

    What am I?

    A riddle from my childhood. A watermelon.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    What cheese is made backwards??

    Edam
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

    What am I?

    A riddle from my childhood. A watermelon.

    hrmpf! :grumble:


    Allrighty then......


    I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

    What am I?

    A riddle from my childhood. A watermelon.

    hrmpf! :grumble:


    Allrighty then......


    I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
    The King of Hearts?? Like in cards?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

    What am I?

    A riddle from my childhood. A watermelon.

    hrmpf! :grumble:


    Allrighty then......


    I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
    The King of Hearts?? Like in cards?

    :smokin: Very good!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

    What am I?

    A riddle from my childhood. A watermelon.

    hrmpf! :grumble:


    Allrighty then......


    I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
    The King of Hearts?? Like in cards?

    :smokin: Very good!
    Yeah, the heart and king thing kind of helped!! hehe
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

    What am I?

    A riddle from my childhood. A watermelon.

    hrmpf! :grumble:


    Allrighty then......


    I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?

    A deck of cards

    Ok, maybe not the whole deck. Just the King of Hearts.