I would like to cry in my p*ssed in cheerios.

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  • My entire last month has felt like that. I hope it gets better for you soon!
  • My entire last month has felt like that. I hope it gets better for you soon!
  • lulu1962
    lulu1962 Posts: 210
    I have never heard of these. I must know more.

    Ok, it's not popcorn but clusters. It's silly to ask me. I don't do the shopping. I just eat.

    packet-cheerios-crunchers.jpg

    Clusters of what? If they are just clusters of stuck together pieces of smashed up cheerios, I am going to be very angry.

    Hold it right there! Aren't Cheerios made by General Mills?

    sudoplog, sometimes it feels like everything is conspiring to make our cheerios taste like piss. I know how you feel and I'm sorry you are going through all this. Courage.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    The VERY abridged version...

    Monday: First argument in 10 years with my Bestie
    Tuesday: My car breaks down, I get ridiculous fines, I have to take a class to get my license back, I'm out $750. I'm staying with my parents and getting driven around in the meantime.
    Wednesday: I find out I can not get financing to buy a house because... my ex-husband was to refi into his name, etc and never did, it was foreclosed on two years after my divorce. Although I know this, I'm told I have the documentation to support the financing of my own home and will probably be ok. It's been 3 years since my divorce. Not the case - something is amiss.
    Today: I find out confirmation that the prior lender is continuing to seek litigation against me pertaining to the foreclosure in the amount of $45K and I need to hire a lawyer asap.

    The icing on the cake: I have to sue my ex-husband as a result. I don't want to, to be honest. We get along. But in order to prevent things from getting even worse for me, I have to.

    Then the chatchke on top of the cake is the fact that my dad's condition seems to be worsening and he gets to a specialist tomorrow to find out more about his ALS diagnosis and I can't drive up there....

    I'm whining. I realize this.

    I will stop whining. Things will be OK. This is simply a hurdle of relatively large proportions.

    But dam*. Enough already.

    That's quite a load you're carrying, sorry that you have to carry it alone.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    (((sudoplog))) So sorry you're going through such a rough time. I'm praying that you will get though this. :flowerforyou:

    Hey the smilies are working!!!:happy:
  • bigislandgrrl
    bigislandgrrl Posts: 196 Member
    If you were to eat them, would that mean you are on the HCG diet?

    hahaha this ^
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Thanks, I'm lucky to have an amazing family and friends that are totally there for me. But I just want the constant drama of the last few years to end. All I want is a simple life. A simple house for my boy, my dog and me. A car that runs. *LOL* Alas... it'll all work out. I just needed to vent. Thanks :)
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    I'll pee on you.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'll pee on you.

    No. And the fact that your BF does, is disgusting.

    OMG... you guys peed in my shower didn't you. Do not lie to me. My spidey senses will know if you're lying.
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    oh that would be called golden sh - whoops - um, golden grahams.

    i'm so sorry to hear that you are going through so many things at once. if it makes you feel better, you can pee in my cheerios.
    you can pee in my cascadian farms organic chocolate Os too.

    (((HUGS)))
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    I'll pee on you.

    No. And the fact that your BF does, is disgusting.

    OMG... you guys peed in my shower didn't you. Do not lie to me. My spidey senses will know if you're lying.

    HAHA Actually we had sex everywhere BUT in the shower. Now you've given me a goal.
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    I'll pee on you.

    No. And the fact that your BF does, is disgusting.

    OMG... you guys peed in my shower didn't you. Do not lie to me. My spidey senses will know if you're lying.


    Oh and I can guarantee I did not pee in your shower. I think he may have peed at all the beauty products in the shower.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    oh that would be called golden sh - whoops - um, golden grahams.

    i'm so sorry to hear that you are going through so many things at once. if it makes you feel better, you can pee in my cheerios.
    you can pee in my cascadian farms organic chocolate Os too.

    (((HUGS)))

    \*LOL* To offer up such an expensive cereal to pee in is love :) Thank you :)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'll pee on you.

    No. And the fact that your BF does, is disgusting.

    OMG... you guys peed in my shower didn't you. Do not lie to me. My spidey senses will know if you're lying.

    Did you have sex in the monkey room? Do I need to sterilize my couch? You disgust me.
    HAHA Actually we had sex everywhere BUT in the shower. Now you've given me a goal.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member

    Oh and I can guarantee I did not pee in your shower. I think he may have peed at all the beauty products in the shower.

    I'm high maintenance. You know this.
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member

    Oh and I can guarantee I did not pee in your shower. I think he may have peed at all the beauty products in the shower.

    I'm high maintenance. You know this.


    This was our conversation:

    M: Hey Rachel?
    R: Yeah Babe?
    M: Have you looked in Sarah's shower?
    R: Why? Does she have more products than humanly possible?
    M: Maybe?
    R: *looks in shower* Oh yeah. That's standard issue Sarah. Just be glad you have room to put your travel sized poof and body wash in here.
    M: I'm so glad your shower doesn't look like this.
    R: My shower caddy couldn't handle it.
  • countrydarling1
    countrydarling1 Posts: 386 Member
    Girl those are major issues! Vent away!! u need to get it out! puts my small problems to shame! lol! I will keep u n my thoughts! i hope it gets solved in a nice manner.
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