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NB_Lady
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Chuckle for a Friday morning- TGIF- have a great weekend all:flowerforyou:



Letter from Grandma

Grandma's letter.

She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ' For the love of God! '

' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was a Hawaiian good luck sign.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,
Love, Grandma

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  • NB_Lady
    NB_Lady Posts: 107 Member
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    Chuckle for a Friday morning- TGIF- have a great weekend all:flowerforyou:



    Letter from Grandma

    Grandma's letter.

    She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

    She writes:

    Dear Grand-daughter,

    The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

    So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

    Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed.

    I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

    It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

    I found that lots of people love Jesus!

    While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ' For the love of God! '

    ' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

    What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

    Everyone started honking!

    I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

    I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

    There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.

    I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

    I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

    He said it was a Hawaiian good luck sign.

    Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

    My grandson burst out laughing.

    Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

    A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

    I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

    So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

    I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

    So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

    Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

    Will write again soon,
    Love, Grandma
  • genabug
    genabug Posts: 1,820 Member
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    hahaha!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    That is too funny!!! Thanks for sharing on this Friday morning...

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
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    That could be my grandma. Hilarious!
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • weeble2008
    weeble2008 Posts: 147 Member
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    That's great! :laugh:
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
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    That's frickin' hilarious. Why, I have already given the Hawaiian good luck sign to three people today!:laugh:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    :laugh:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Needed that... Thank You! :lol: