Toilet Paper Talk

Maximus
Maximus Posts: 12,256 Member
edited September 30 in Chit-Chat
Over or under the roll? How many squares do you use? Do you ever replace the roll on the holder? Do you or did you ever stuff your bra with it?

Discuss.
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  • Trixtabella
    Trixtabella Posts: 471 Member
    I use as much as it takes I guess lol, I am not a counter.
    I also do replace the roll and if someone in the house doesn't it drives me a little crazy lol.
  • NicoleLyn1818
    NicoleLyn1818 Posts: 110
    Haha this is such a random post.

    I like the paper to be over...and I replace it, and get pissed when someone in the house doesn't and leaves it empty.
  • NicoleLyn1818
    NicoleLyn1818 Posts: 110
    Also, have never stuffed my bra......I've got enough boobs!
  • moushtie
    moushtie Posts: 371 Member
    Toilet roll placed on the back of the loo.. not civilised enough to have a holder. More to the point, the holder was removed off the wall because it kept jabbing me.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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  • wickedcricket
    wickedcricket Posts: 1,246 Member
    1) over 2) who counts at a time like that? 3) well naturally, if I didn't nobody would 4) no - being a 'b' cup in 6th grade, I never had to 'stuff' anything
  • poisongirl6485
    poisongirl6485 Posts: 1,487 Member
    Under. Always Under.

    I Don't count, but enough so it doesn't leak through to my hand. And No, always been big-boobed, so no stuffing here.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Over or under the roll? How many squares do you use? Do you ever replace the roll on the holder? Do you or did you ever stuff your bra with it?

    Discuss.

    Over. It depends on what is required. Yes. No.

    Bonus info - I also use baby wipes. Why should babies have a cleaner *kitten* than me? They can't even talk.
  • ItsMeLori
    ItsMeLori Posts: 346
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    OMG That is tooooo funny! LMAO!
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
    Under, over who cares as long as it's there. Went Tijauna (sp) Mexico once where they charged a dollar a sheet, spent $10.00...

    Stuff? Who needs to stuff in the day of padded and push up bra :)
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    The path to the elusive "clean s**t" is paved with lots and lots of fiber.
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  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
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    I am going to invent brown colored toilet paper for people who are in a hurry and need to be psychologically fooled into thinking that they wiped sufficiently...I will be wiping my *kitten* with $100 bills in no time!
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    I am going to invent brown colored toilet paper for people who are in a hurry and need to be psychologically fooled into thinking that they wiped sufficiently...I will be wiping my *kitten* with $100 bills in no time!

    Time to start makin' green colored poo.
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    Under...until my crazy, OCD, soon-to-be ex-wife insisted it be installed "properly" over...(effing b*tch)...

    I use one square...I am thrifty that way...no matter if it was corn on the cob the night before or Earl's roadside chili the night before

    I stuffed my bra in my confused "Roberta" phase

    I keep four spares above me in a little alcove below the medicine cabinet...no excuses not to change (unless of course, I let the spares run out).

    Various related factoids...more than half of the world uses their hand sans toilet paper.......the tradition of shaking one's right hand in greeting goes back to the fact that most wiped their *kitten* with their left hand back in the day...
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    Over or under the roll? How many squares do you use? Do you ever replace the roll on the holder? Do you or did you ever stuff your bra with it?

    Discuss.

    Over. It depends on what is required. Yes. No.

    Bonus info - I also use baby wipes. Why should babies have a cleaner *kitten* than me? They can't even talk.

    That is utterly and completely awesome...
  • mescla
    mescla Posts: 56
    Well i like this one..

    Totally under, i use baby wipes too, never stuff.. Had boobs from age 10.. The boys in my class use to randomly pat me to see if i had toilet paper or was it real. I use to chase them down each time because that hurt like hell.. Good thing i was never psychologically damaged from that.. i just wanted to beat them up..lol.
  • pumpkinmoccasin
    pumpkinmoccasin Posts: 316
    Under, it's harder for the dogs to unroll it. I usually use 4 squares at a time folded up. About 50% of the time I replace the roll on the holder for a new roll with the last one runs out, but sometimes I just sit it on the top and forget until it's half gone.

    Never needed to stuff my bra so I never did it. I had friends that did, though...
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    Just for the record, Over is the scientifically correct answer :laugh:

    http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    You people saying 'Under' are making me physically hurt for you (I'm hopelessly OCD), so over for me. I don't count, but I know how long (time, not length) to unroll it depending on what it is, then I have to fold it very evenly until it's thick enough. My roomie and I are both pretty good at changing it when it's needed. I probably did try to stuff maybe my first training bra, but once they started, they grew fast so it was a little pointless after a short while.
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  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member
    Under, it's harder for the dogs to unroll it.

    If I ever have cats again, I might consider this. But until then, OVER. I don't care if the toilet seat is up or down, but the roll must be over. I have to fight the urge to correct the roll at my in-laws.

    I never stuffed my bra with toilet paper but when my cousin and I were little we would play dress up and use the halves from the L'eggs pantyhose eggs to fill out our clothes. But you had to have two eggs because the halves didn't match and you'd end up with lopsided boobs.
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
    Hilarious thread....

    I prefer over and I use as much as I require!

    I like the seat and lid down....

    When I went to St Lucia years ago... There was a maid who used to come in and sprinkle pink petals all over the bed. She also put a single petal on top of the loo roll which also over but folded at both corners... I personally liked that because it made it feel extra special on a night....the bedroom not the loo roll btw. Haha
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
    Btw.... Never had to stuff my bra with loo roll...
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  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member


    I never stuffed my bra with toilet paper but when my cousin and I were little we would play dress up and use the halves from the L'eggs pantyhose eggs to fill out our clothes. But you had to have two eggs because the halves didn't match and you'd end up with lopsided boobs.

    So who go the smaller boobs because half of the L'eggs were smaller.

    Actually, we fought for the smaller halves because the bigger ones gave you cone boobs. Madonna hadn't made that acceptable yet. She's older than me, so she usually won.
  • byukid
    byukid Posts: 55
    3 squars, wrapper around pointer and middle fingers to wipe

    Charmin Extra Strong (the one with the red label) is the best

    BUT, moist wipes are the best.
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