Count Down to Sweatember continues!
SoldierDad
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Good morning my gorgeous sexy darlins! Just a friendly reminder that there is only (including this month) 5 months left to work on knitting me a sweater. Yes some have argued why a cowboy in Texas even needs a sweater when it’s over 95 degrees everyday except for like 1 week a year. I am not into all that logic talk! Facts and common sense give this dude a headache. I need a hand knitted (with love) sweater. Not a store bought one; I got like 10 of those (for the 1 week of winter). My b-day is December 7th and I am turning 35 that day… A hand made sweater would be the perfect gift from you! Plus even though I am not dating (so that I can focus completely on my 2 little angels) I will indeed marry the woman who knits me a sweater.
To recap…. Knit me a sweater. Please!
Love,
Ed
Ps: These posts will end only when I have my sweater.
Pss: I am not kidding.
Psss: Don’t make a cowboy unhappy. I will be forced to write a sad sad song.
Psss: You are absolutely gorgeous, sexy, hot and amazing even if you don’t knit me a sweater.
Pssss: Please don’t make me go on Montel Williams and beg for someone to knit me a sweater (with love). His show got canceled and it would just be me in an empty studio. That’s “crying clown” depressing level there.
Psssss: Have an amazing day you gorgeous darlins!
To recap…. Knit me a sweater. Please!
Love,
Ed
Ps: These posts will end only when I have my sweater.
Pss: I am not kidding.
Psss: Don’t make a cowboy unhappy. I will be forced to write a sad sad song.
Psss: You are absolutely gorgeous, sexy, hot and amazing even if you don’t knit me a sweater.
Pssss: Please don’t make me go on Montel Williams and beg for someone to knit me a sweater (with love). His show got canceled and it would just be me in an empty studio. That’s “crying clown” depressing level there.
Psssss: Have an amazing day you gorgeous darlins!
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Darn! Knew I should have learned to knit!!!! :grumble: :laugh:0
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this is hilarious, and totally made my morning. LOL!0
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i loooooove knitting. and sure, why not make your birthday perfect....
but does my husband get a say?!?!0 -
i loooooove knitting. and sure, why not make your birthday perfect....
but does my husband get a say?!?!
Your hubby can hand deliver it as long as I get my sweater :-)0 -
this is hilarious, and totally made my morning. LOL!
Then my day is complete!0 -
If I knitted you a sweater, you'd be laughed at the entire week of winter! Just saying!0
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LOL I love this!! Thanks for the Monday giggles handsome
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Bahahahaha! This made me snicker. Wish I could knit - I sure could use me a husband! :happy:0
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i loooooove knitting. and sure, why not make your birthday perfect....
but does my husband get a say?!?!
Your hubby can hand deliver it as long as I get my sweater :-)
should he hand-deliver my 5 boys to you as well?
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i loooooove knitting. and sure, why not make your birthday perfect....
but does my husband get a say?!?!
Your hubby can hand deliver it as long as I get my sweater :-)
should he hand-deliver my 5 boys to you as well?
Sweet! i would have enough kids to start my own soccer team!0 -
Sweet! i would have enough kids to start my own soccer team!
lmao! yup!
i've got my own basketball team going here, but soccer IS their favorite sport (even my 2yr old plays!)0 -
Ur such a sweetheart . Had i known how to knit i would have defiantly made 1 for u...0
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Too funny. Too bad I have no idea how to knit!0
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Too funny. Too bad I have no idea how to knit!
Not to late to take classes! ;-)0 -
I tried to knit a scarf just a straight up and down scarf, and it ended up shaped like a coke bottle. No kidding. I am not a knitter!0
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Good morning my gorgeous sexy darlins! Just a friendly reminder that there is only (including this month) 5 months left to work on knitting me a sweater. Yes some have argued why a cowboy in Texas even needs a sweater when it’s over 95 degrees everyday except for like 1 week a year. I am not into all that logic talk! Facts and common sense give this dude a headache. I need a hand knitted (with love) sweater. Not a store bought one; I got like 10 of those (for the 1 week of winter). My b-day is December 7th and I am turning 35 that day… A hand made sweater would be the perfect gift from you! Plus even though I am not dating (so that I can focus completely on my 2 little angels) I will indeed marry the woman who knits me a sweater.
To recap…. Knit me a sweater. Please!
Love,
Ed
Ps: These posts will end only when I have my sweater.
Pss: I am not kidding.
Psss: Don’t make a cowboy unhappy. I will be forced to write a sad sad song.
Psss: You are absolutely gorgeous, sexy, hot and amazing even if you don’t knit me a sweater.
Pssss: Please don’t make me go on Montel Williams and beg for someone to knit me a sweater (with love). His show got canceled and it would just be me in an empty studio. That’s “crying clown” depressing level there.
Psssss: Have an amazing day you gorgeous darlins!
*Runs to the nearest knitting class*0 -
This Arkansas girl has no clue how to knit a sweater but if I did your sweater would be the first thing I knitted :flowerforyou:
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Is there anything you need/want that DOESN'T require knitting? That is one skill I don't possess and you deserve better than what you would get! :frown:
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Good morning my gorgeous sexy darlins! Just a friendly reminder that there is only (including this month) 5 months left to work on knitting me a sweater. Yes some have argued why a cowboy in Texas even needs a sweater when it’s over 95 degrees everyday except for like 1 week a year. I am not into all that logic talk! Facts and common sense give this dude a headache. I need a hand knitted (with love) sweater. Not a store bought one; I got like 10 of those (for the 1 week of winter). My b-day is December 7th and I am turning 35 that day… A hand made sweater would be the perfect gift from you! Plus even though I am not dating (so that I can focus completely on my 2 little angels) I will indeed marry the woman who knits me a sweater.
To recap…. Knit me a sweater. Please!
Love,
Ed
Ps: These posts will end only when I have my sweater.
Pss: I am not kidding.
Psss: Don’t make a cowboy unhappy. I will be forced to write a sad sad song.
Psss: You are absolutely gorgeous, sexy, hot and amazing even if you don’t knit me a sweater.
Pssss: Please don’t make me go on Montel Williams and beg for someone to knit me a sweater (with love). His show got canceled and it would just be me in an empty studio. That’s “crying clown” depressing level there.
Psssss: Have an amazing day you gorgeous darlins!
will a crocheted one do? And if so, does my husband have to know?? 0 -
Good morning my gorgeous sexy darlins! Just a friendly reminder that there is only (including this month) 5 months left to work on knitting me a sweater. Yes some have argued why a cowboy in Texas even needs a sweater when it’s over 95 degrees everyday except for like 1 week a year. I am not into all that logic talk! Facts and common sense give this dude a headache. I need a hand knitted (with love) sweater. Not a store bought one; I got like 10 of those (for the 1 week of winter). My b-day is December 7th and I am turning 35 that day… A hand made sweater would be the perfect gift from you! Plus even though I am not dating (so that I can focus completely on my 2 little angels) I will indeed marry the woman who knits me a sweater.
To recap…. Knit me a sweater. Please!
Love,
Ed
Ps: These posts will end only when I have my sweater.
Pss: I am not kidding.
Psss: Don’t make a cowboy unhappy. I will be forced to write a sad sad song.
Psss: You are absolutely gorgeous, sexy, hot and amazing even if you don’t knit me a sweater.
Pssss: Please don’t make me go on Montel Williams and beg for someone to knit me a sweater (with love). His show got canceled and it would just be me in an empty studio. That’s “crying clown” depressing level there.
Psssss: Have an amazing day you gorgeous darlins!
will a crocheted one do? And if so, does my husband have to know??
Lol what he doesnt know won't hurt him, lol. ;-)0 -
Good morning my gorgeous sexy darlins! Just a friendly reminder that there is only (including this month) 5 months left to work on knitting me a sweater. Yes some have argued why a cowboy in Texas even needs a sweater when it’s over 95 degrees everyday except for like 1 week a year. I am not into all that logic talk! Facts and common sense give this dude a headache. I need a hand knitted (with love) sweater. Not a store bought one; I got like 10 of those (for the 1 week of winter). My b-day is December 7th and I am turning 35 that day… A hand made sweater would be the perfect gift from you! Plus even though I am not dating (so that I can focus completely on my 2 little angels) I will indeed marry the woman who knits me a sweater.
To recap…. Knit me a sweater. Please!
Love,
Ed
Ps: These posts will end only when I have my sweater.
Pss: I am not kidding.
Psss: Don’t make a cowboy unhappy. I will be forced to write a sad sad song.
Psss: You are absolutely gorgeous, sexy, hot and amazing even if you don’t knit me a sweater.
Pssss: Please don’t make me go on Montel Williams and beg for someone to knit me a sweater (with love). His show got canceled and it would just be me in an empty studio. That’s “crying clown” depressing level there.
Psssss: Have an amazing day you gorgeous darlins!
*Runs to the nearest knitting class*
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this post is hilarious.0
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You're crazy.
Having said that, I want to point out that you didn't say what size it had to be or that it had to be pretty. I bet I could knit a tiny one.
I DO know ONE knitting technique.
p.s. You use way too many postscripts!
p.s.s. My birthday is October 16th, why don't YOU make ME a sweater. With a Christmas theme. The cheesier the better.
p.s.s.s. Mine SHOULD be very pretty. And my size. How you're going to figure that out, I don't know. The logistics of that gives me a headache. I don't like math.
p.s.s.s.s. My face hurts from your having made me smile so much. :happy:0 -
Can't stop giggling! Love you, Ed. Have a great day, sexy man without a hand-knitted sweater!0
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Can't stop giggling! Love you, Ed. Have a great day, sexy man without a hand-knitted sweater!
See thats what i am tryign to correct! I want to be a man with a hand-knitted sweater! Love ya gorgeous!0 -
You're crazy.
Having said that, I want to point out that you didn't say what size it had to be or that it had to be pretty. I bet I could knit a tiny one. I DO know ONE knitting technique.
p.s. You use way too many postscripts!
p.s.s. My birthday is October 16th, why don't YOU make ME a sweater. With a Christmas theme. The cheesier the better.
p.s.s.s. Mine SHOULD be very pretty. And my size. How you're going to figure that out, I don't know. The logistics of that gives me a headache. I don't like math.
p.s.s.s.s. My face hurts from your having made me smile so much. :happy:
Are you trying to say you will marry me if I knit you a sweater?0 -
You're crazy.
Having said that, I want to point out that you didn't say what size it had to be or that it had to be pretty. I bet I could knit a tiny one. I DO know ONE knitting technique.
p.s. You use way too many postscripts!
p.s.s. My birthday is October 16th, why don't YOU make ME a sweater. With a Christmas theme. The cheesier the better.
p.s.s.s. Mine SHOULD be very pretty. And my size. How you're going to figure that out, I don't know. The logistics of that gives me a headache. I don't like math.
p.s.s.s.s. My face hurts from your having made me smile so much. :happy:
WE'RE BIRTHDAY TWINS (we already knew that... I just needed to tell everyone else)!
So, Ed, I expect a pretty sweater that matches SmartFunGorgeous' sweater.0 -
Are you trying to say you will marry me if I knit you a sweater?
Oh no. I think a man should work a lot harder for me than that! 0 -
I failed Home Economics! Darn! My evil teacher has the last laugh!0
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WE'RE BIRTHDAY TWINS (we already knew that... I just needed to tell everyone else)!
So, Ed, I expect a pretty sweater that matches SmartFunGorgeous' sweater.
You know what SuzMac? You have got the most insanely beautiful smile! I would love to wear twinkie sweaters with you and tell people, look! this gorgeous girl is MY friend!
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