Speeding Ticket Joke
coloradocami
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A couple is speeding down the highway when they are pulled over by an officer…
Officer approaches the car and tell the man that he clocked him at 80mph.
The man replies “oh my, I had the cruse control set at 65”
The wife says “honey, you know this car doesn’t have cruse control”
The man hushes his wife and she adds “plus, you were going much faster than that when the radar detector first went off”
The office pulls out his ticket book…
“Be quite” replies the man to his wife.
The officer then says “I notice you are not wearing your seatbelt sir”
The man then explains that he took it off to get to his wallet before the officer walked up.
The woman says “dear, you never wear your seatbelt”
The man turns to his wife and says “woman, shut up!”
The officer looks at the wife and asks “does he always talk to you like that?”
And she says “oh no, only when he has been drinking”
Officer approaches the car and tell the man that he clocked him at 80mph.
The man replies “oh my, I had the cruse control set at 65”
The wife says “honey, you know this car doesn’t have cruse control”
The man hushes his wife and she adds “plus, you were going much faster than that when the radar detector first went off”
The office pulls out his ticket book…
“Be quite” replies the man to his wife.
The officer then says “I notice you are not wearing your seatbelt sir”
The man then explains that he took it off to get to his wallet before the officer walked up.
The woman says “dear, you never wear your seatbelt”
The man turns to his wife and says “woman, shut up!”
The officer looks at the wife and asks “does he always talk to you like that?”
And she says “oh no, only when he has been drinking”
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haha oh mann! that was a good laugh:)0
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There should be many more wives like that out there!! LOL
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bahahaha!:laugh: Thanx I needed that!0
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:laugh:0
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Very cute!!0
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