poop, what does it mean when it floats?

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  • lsd007
    lsd007 Posts: 435
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    for those of you who think that im not serious about this or that i should have brought my concerns to google rather than here..
    poop isnt at all that disturbing and it's something that we as people who are seeking a healthier future should know about!!!!!



    That doesn't answer why you didn't consult Google, or maybe try the handy search function here.
  • breannatrevs
    breannatrevs Posts: 114
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    for those of you who think that im not serious about this or that i should have brought my concerns to google rather than here..
    poop isnt at all that disturbing and it's something that we as people who are seeking a healthier future should know about!!!!!

    That doesn't answer why you didn't consult Google, or maybe try the handy search function here.

    why does it matter, and i did google it... but i wanted to see what everyone thought?
    ?
  • iAMaPhoenix
    iAMaPhoenix Posts: 1,038 Member
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    Forget Google...The true shyt is right here on MFP...lol.
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
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    GIRLS20DONT20POOP_01.jpg

    Just Sayin...
  • Kitty412
    Kitty412 Posts: 152
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    haha that is toooo funny :)
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
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    last time i tried it sunk, but then they had to close down the public pool for a couple of days so i haven't tried it since.

    pool_poop.jpg
    Now i want to eat an Oh Henry bar.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    you're probably not gonna make it
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
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    GIRLS20DONT20POOP_01.jpg

    Just Sayin...

    I only came back on this freaking thread to see what pic youd put up
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    Entertaining AND informative. ALL TRUE.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S8Z4xLSvu8
  • VegGrrl
    VegGrrl Posts: 336 Member
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    This thread is a coprophiliac's dream.

    I, however, am coprophobic, so it's more of a nightmare... :sick:
  • joybell32
    joybell32 Posts: 252 Member
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    Forget Google...The true shyt is right here on MFP...lol.

    Yep!
  • goochinator
    goochinator Posts: 383 Member
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    I learned in Nutrition class in college ( U of Poo) that it's ideal to have 'footlong floaters' Not literally a footlong, more of just a catchy name, but the footlong floater indicated that there's ample fiber in the diet.

    If ya take an occassional glance at the finished product in the toilet, it's a good idea to guage what level it's at on the stool scale.AS it states, the 1st 2 levels indicate constipation, the last 2 indicate die-ah-ree-ahh. Sorry, can't spell it, don't even want to. =)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
  • SDV219
    SDV219 Posts: 106
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    Poop that floats has a lot of fat in it ... try to get more fiber in your diet.
    At least that's what they taught us in nursing school.
  • graysmom2005
    graysmom2005 Posts: 1,882 Member
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    last time i tried it sunk, but then they had to close down the public pool for a couple of days so i haven't tried it since.

    pool_poop.jpg
    DOODIE!!!

    PRAYING that's a Snickers bar.
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
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    you're probably not gonna make it

    :heart:
  • guyonthego
    guyonthego Posts: 23
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    LMAO Thats right!
    GIRLS20DONT20POOP_01.jpg

    Just Sayin...
  • InstantSunshine
    InstantSunshine Posts: 355 Member
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    If your brown trout is a danger to shipping, you're going to be OK!

    If you're pebbledashing - not so much.
  • IAMQUEEN
    IAMQUEEN Posts: 52
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    LOL @ this thread
  • SeattleLady
    SeattleLady Posts: 70
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    GIRLS20DONT20POOP_01.jpg

    Just Sayin...

    BAHHAHAHAHAH... how did I know I could find you on this thread?
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,554 Member
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    I used to share an office with a nurse who worked for the continence foundation.
    She said you should have "fluffy floaters" not "stinky sinkers".

    Mind you she also set up an advertising campaign where they had ads on buses saying "do you have a wee problem" :smile:

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