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My Living Will! (FUNNY)

TamTastic
TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
edited September 2022 in Chit-Chat
Last night my best friend and I were sitting in the den when I said, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive.. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a *****!



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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Last night my best friend and I were sitting in the den when I said, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive.. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

    She's such a *****!



    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DBranchaud
    DBranchaud Posts: 827 Member
    EPIC LOL!!!:heart:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Shannon needs to read this one!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    Shannon needs to read this one!! :laugh: :laugh:

    I think Shannon may go into a vegetative state if her wine was thrown out! :bigsmile:
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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Shannon needs to read this one!! :laugh: :laugh:

    I think Shannon may go into a vegetative state if her wine was thrown out! :bigsmile:
    SOOOOOOOOOOO true!!! :laugh:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    Shannon needs to read this one!! :laugh: :laugh:

    I think Shannon may go into a vegetative state if her wine was thrown out! :bigsmile:

    Hey, Severed Head Girl!!! Howdy!

    Hi Governor.

    -SHG
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    :noway: :noway:

    This is just no laughing matter.

    *sneaks away to make sure bottle of wine is unharmed*
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Shannon needs to read this one!! :laugh: :laugh:

    I think Shannon may go into a vegetative state if her wine was thrown out! :bigsmile:

    Hey, Severed Head Girl!!! Howdy!

    Hi Governor.

    -SHG
    At least you aren't "Sloppy girl on couch":grumble:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Shannon needs to read this one!! :laugh: :laugh:

    I think Shannon may go into a vegetative state if her wine was thrown out! :bigsmile:

    I would not want to be anywhere nearby.
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    Shannon needs to read this one!! :laugh: :laugh:

    I think Shannon may go into a vegetative state if her wine was thrown out! :bigsmile:

    Hey, Severed Head Girl!!! Howdy!

    Hi Governor.

    -SHG
    At least you aren't "Sloppy girl on couch":grumble:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    We could give you an abbreviation too? SGC? hmm?

    Or you could just post a leg shot and put them out of their misery....I am sure everyone would forget about SGC in that case. :bigsmile: :smokin:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Shannon needs to read this one!! :laugh: :laugh:

    I think Shannon may go into a vegetative state if her wine was thrown out! :bigsmile:

    Hey, Severed Head Girl!!! Howdy!

    Hi Governor.

    -SHG
    At least you aren't "Sloppy girl on couch":grumble:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    We could give you an abbreviation too? SGC? hmm?

    Or you could just post a leg shot and put them out of their misery....I am sure everyone would forget about SGC in that case. :bigsmile: :smokin:
    But torturing them with knowing it exists without showing them is a big part of the fun!! :wink: :laugh: :devil:

    And I think we should have SEXY in there.......SSHG = Sexy Severed Head Girl........and I can be SSGC=Sexy Sloppy Girl on Couch!!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    We could give you an abbreviation too? SGC? hmm?

    Or you could just post a leg shot and put them out of their misery....I am sure everyone would forget about SGC in that case. :bigsmile: :smokin:
    But torturing them with knowing it exists without showing them is a big part of the fun!! :wink: :laugh: :devil:

    And I think we should have SEXY in there.......SSHG = Sexy Severed Head Girl........and I can be SSGC=Sexy Sloppy Girl on Couch!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    oh! Heck yes! I'm feeling much sexier already. :smokin:

    So, SSGC, you going to hook yourself back up to that wine soon? :drinker:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    We could give you an abbreviation too? SGC? hmm?

    Or you could just post a leg shot and put them out of their misery....I am sure everyone would forget about SGC in that case. :bigsmile: :smokin:
    But torturing them with knowing it exists without showing them is a big part of the fun!! :wink: :laugh: :devil:

    And I think we should have SEXY in there.......SSHG = Sexy Severed Head Girl........and I can be SSGC=Sexy Sloppy Girl on Couch!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    oh! Heck yes! I'm feeling much sexier already. :smokin:

    So, SSGC, you going to hook yourself back up to that wine soon? :drinker:

    I have to drive into Manhattan soon! (I live in the suburbs in CT)......to pick up DH and his sister and her boyfriend and then we are all driving out to PA to his moms.......I am leaving in an hour.

    BUT, once we get to PA, I know his mom will have some wine for me!!!!!!:bigsmile: :tongue:

    Then I'll be Sexy Sloppy DRUNK girl on couch!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    We could give you an abbreviation too? SGC? hmm?

    Or you could just post a leg shot and put them out of their misery....I am sure everyone would forget about SGC in that case. :bigsmile: :smokin:
    But torturing them with knowing it exists without showing them is a big part of the fun!! :wink: :laugh: :devil:

    And I think we should have SEXY in there.......SSHG = Sexy Severed Head Girl........and I can be SSGC=Sexy Sloppy Girl on Couch!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    oh! Heck yes! I'm feeling much sexier already. :smokin:

    So, SSGC, you going to hook yourself back up to that wine soon? :drinker:

    I have to drive into Manhattan soon! (I live in the suburbs in CT)......to pick up DH and his sister and her boyfriend and then we are all driving out to PA to his moms.......I am leaving in an hour.

    BUT, once we get to PA, I know his mom will have some wine for me!!!!!!:bigsmile: :tongue:

    Then I'll be Sexy Sloppy DRUNK girl on couch!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh, I am so glad that we have the option of adding 'DRUNK' into our names, because (let's be honest) we need it! :drinker:

    Maybe your DH will even be so kind to take pictures of you while drunk and you can post those next time you have to bail me out! I mean, drunk and on a couch has to beat sloppy on the couch, right?

    ...Mabye my DH will take a pic of me where you can actually seem my neck... but then again, if we can make sloppy and severed look sexy, then heck, we can make anything look good! :bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    We could give you an abbreviation too? SGC? hmm?

    Or you could just post a leg shot and put them out of their misery....I am sure everyone would forget about SGC in that case. :bigsmile: :smokin:
    But torturing them with knowing it exists without showing them is a big part of the fun!! :wink: :laugh: :devil:

    And I think we should have SEXY in there.......SSHG = Sexy Severed Head Girl........and I can be SSGC=Sexy Sloppy Girl on Couch!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    oh! Heck yes! I'm feeling much sexier already. :smokin:

    So, SSGC, you going to hook yourself back up to that wine soon? :drinker:

    I have to drive into Manhattan soon! (I live in the suburbs in CT)......to pick up DH and his sister and her boyfriend and then we are all driving out to PA to his moms.......I am leaving in an hour.

    BUT, once we get to PA, I know his mom will have some wine for me!!!!!!:bigsmile: :tongue:

    Then I'll be Sexy Sloppy DRUNK girl on couch!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh, I am so glad that we have the option of adding 'DRUNK' into our names, because (let's be honest) we need it! :drinker:

    Maybe your DH will even be so kind to take pictures of you while drunk and you can post those next time you have to bail me out! I mean, drunk and on a couch has to beat sloppy on the couch, right?

    ...Mabye my DH will take a pic of me where you can actually seem my neck... but then again, if we can make sloppy and severed look sexy, then heck, we can make anything look good! :bigsmile:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Where have you been all my life??? We share a brain!!! :huh: :noway: :wink:

    I am sure there will be pics from the next couple of days!! Shannon has nicknamed me shutterbug!! :laugh: :laugh:

    And there is always room for drunk in our names!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
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  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Woooooooohoooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Let's get drunk!!!!!!!!!! five.gifboogiesmilie.gifa084.gif0002019D.gifbeer.gif

    :love: :smooched: :flowerforyou:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    BEST. POST. EVER.
    It is, is it???????????? :angry:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    tami is good looking

    even with animal crackers stuck to her butt:love:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    We could give you an abbreviation too? SGC? hmm?

    Or you could just post a leg shot and put them out of their misery....I am sure everyone would forget about SGC in that case. :bigsmile: :smokin:
    But torturing them with knowing it exists without showing them is a big part of the fun!! :wink: :laugh: :devil:

    And I think we should have SEXY in there.......SSHG = Sexy Severed Head Girl........and I can be SSGC=Sexy Sloppy Girl on Couch!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    oh! Heck yes! I'm feeling much sexier already. :smokin:

    So, SSGC, you going to hook yourself back up to that wine soon? :drinker:

    I have to drive into Manhattan soon! (I live in the suburbs in CT)......to pick up DH and his sister and her boyfriend and then we are all driving out to PA to his moms.......I am leaving in an hour.

    BUT, once we get to PA, I know his mom will have some wine for me!!!!!!:bigsmile: :tongue:

    Then I'll be Sexy Sloppy DRUNK girl on couch!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh, I am so glad that we have the option of adding 'DRUNK' into our names, because (let's be honest) we need it! :drinker:

    Maybe your DH will even be so kind to take pictures of you while drunk and you can post those next time you have to bail me out! I mean, drunk and on a couch has to beat sloppy on the couch, right?

    ...Mabye my DH will take a pic of me where you can actually seem my neck... but then again, if we can make sloppy and severed look sexy, then heck, we can make anything look good! :bigsmile:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Where have you been all my life??? We share a brain!!! :huh: :noway: :wink:

    I am sure there will be pics from the next couple of days!! Shannon has nicknamed me shutterbug!! :laugh: :laugh:

    And there is always room for drunk in our names!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    Oh, I'd cry without room for drunk in my name! :laugh:

    I know... I always begin the night refusing pictures and then after wine end up taking waaay to many 'self portraits' where everyone in the room gets a pic of themselves with me with my arm outstretched holding up the camera to take the photo in a ‘downward’ angle (since it’s most flattering). I usually try to be on the left side (it's my better side...). Though sometimes when drunk all I capture is my forehead and the eye of the person I'm standing next too, which is a bit ineffective...

    (come to think of it, this may be why I look severed)

    Cheers to sharing a brain - as odd a brain as it may be! :bigsmile:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    BEST. POST. EVER.

    Thank you :bigsmile: I put a lot of thought into it :smokin:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    tami is good looking

    even with animal crackers stuck to her butt:love:

    How did those get there :noway: You were supposed to clean up the mess when you were done MJ whack.gif
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    tami is good looking

    even with animal crackers stuck to her butt:love:
    :embarassed: :embarassed: SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    We could give you an abbreviation too? SGC? hmm?

    Or you could just post a leg shot and put them out of their misery....I am sure everyone would forget about SGC in that case. :bigsmile: :smokin:
    But torturing them with knowing it exists without showing them is a big part of the fun!! :wink: :laugh: :devil:

    And I think we should have SEXY in there.......SSHG = Sexy Severed Head Girl........and I can be SSGC=Sexy Sloppy Girl on Couch!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    oh! Heck yes! I'm feeling much sexier already. :smokin:

    So, SSGC, you going to hook yourself back up to that wine soon? :drinker:

    I have to drive into Manhattan soon! (I live in the suburbs in CT)......to pick up DH and his sister and her boyfriend and then we are all driving out to PA to his moms.......I am leaving in an hour.

    BUT, once we get to PA, I know his mom will have some wine for me!!!!!!:bigsmile: :tongue:

    Then I'll be Sexy Sloppy DRUNK girl on couch!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh, I am so glad that we have the option of adding 'DRUNK' into our names, because (let's be honest) we need it! :drinker:

    Maybe your DH will even be so kind to take pictures of you while drunk and you can post those next time you have to bail me out! I mean, drunk and on a couch has to beat sloppy on the couch, right?

    ...Mabye my DH will take a pic of me where you can actually seem my neck... but then again, if we can make sloppy and severed look sexy, then heck, we can make anything look good! :bigsmile:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Where have you been all my life??? We share a brain!!! :huh: :noway: :wink:

    I am sure there will be pics from the next couple of days!! Shannon has nicknamed me shutterbug!! :laugh: :laugh:

    And there is always room for drunk in our names!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    Oh, I'd cry without room for drunk in my name! :laugh:

    I know... I always begin the night refusing pictures and then after wine end up taking waaay to many 'self portraits' where everyone in the room gets a pic of themselves with me with my arm outstretched holding up the camera to take the photo in a ‘downward’ angle (since it’s most flattering). I usually try to be on the left side (it's my better side...). Though sometimes when drunk all I capture is my forehead and the eye of the person I'm standing next too, which is a bit ineffective...

    (come to think of it, this may be why I look severed)

    Cheers to sharing a brain - as odd a brain as it may be! :bigsmile:
    Yeah, when I have time, I'll show you pics of my recent night out!! LOL I look REAL good.......NOT! :laugh: :laugh:

    And for sharing the brain.........you are in good company because there are several that share with us!!! :laugh:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    tami is good looking

    even with animal crackers stuck to her butt:love:
    :embarassed: :embarassed: SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    My son put them there
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    BEST. POST. EVER.

    Thank you :bigsmile: I put a lot of thought into it :smokin:

    Think some more next time.

    OK :angry:
    SHUN ON! :angry:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member

    Yeah, when I have time, I'll show you pics of my recent night out!! LOL I look REAL good.......NOT! :laugh: :laugh:

    And for sharing the brain.........you are in good company because there are several that share with us!!! :laugh:

    Please do! I hope you are dancing on tables or hanging from a chandelier in your pics. :bigsmile:
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