funny/ motivational thoughts

Amysgetnfit

Heres some funny/ motivational thoughts on dieting that I thought I would share:

- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

-Your body is a temple, not a drive-through.

- You know it's time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves.

-Dieting is not a piece of cake.

- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

- I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.

- Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.

- The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.

-Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, "You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers."

-In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. ~

Now in my humble opinion, keep your sense of humor to loose the fat, laughing burns more calories than being depressed.
I hope everyone is having a great week~:flowerforyou:

outtanms

Happy day to you too!

chubbychristianchick

So cute! I'm going to share with my weight loss group next week!

chubbychristianchick

So cute! I'm going to share with my weight loss group next week!

bahamamama2

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ScarletFyre

hahaha i love it!!

Snakey74

“The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out”. –Author Unknown

“I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.”-Shelley Winters

Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork. ~English Proverb

"In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale." ~Stephen Phillips

"If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies." ~Elmer Rice

"By the time I’m thin, fat will be in."

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days. ~Totie Fields

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." — Orson Welles

"Inside me is a skinny woman, crying to get out. I can usually shut her up with a couple of cookies."

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