I'm gonna get thrown under the bus for this one....

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  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I just stick to a viagra, I only take it 2-3 times a day. Is that wrong?
  • I wouldn't exactly call them diet pills, but I have added green tea capsules and chromium picolinate as a booster, after reading up on them. Green tea has been shown to boost metabolism a very small amount (4% or so) and chromium picolinate had some benefits including appetite suppression, curbing mood swings and cravings for carbohydrates, and reducing fatigue in individuals with atypical depression.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    I just stick to a viagra, I only take it 2-3 times a day. Is that wrong?
    No but if your erection lasts more that 4 hours please proceed to the emergency room.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I just stick to a viagra, I only take it 2-3 times a day. Is that wrong?
    No but if your erection lasts more that 4 hours please proceed to the emergency room.

    Oh man, I knew I was doing it wrong....I would just pop another pill and hope that it would counteract the 1st pill....D'OH!
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    I just stick to a viagra, I only take it 2-3 times a day. Is that wrong?
    No but if your erection lasts more that 4 hours please proceed to the emergency room.

    Ask for Ted.. :bigsmile:
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I just stick to a viagra, I only take it 2-3 times a day. Is that wrong?
    No but if your erection lasts more that 4 hours please proceed to the emergency room.

    Seeing how a girl posted, I'd suggest taking off the strap-on. should work like a charm...
  • chelekaz
    chelekaz Posts: 847 Member
    My family doctor last year offered to give me a 2 month supply to help start my weight loss and mentioned bypass. This was because exercise and nutrition on my own wasn't working. I told him no, that I want to be healthy and pills and surgery are quick fixes.

    Needless to say a year later I have kept off 25 pounds on my own ... not going to put anyone's personal decision down ... we all have to do what works for us!
  • stormieweather
    stormieweather Posts: 2,549 Member
    I've tried just about everything. You know what works?

    Eat at a deficit (but eat enough) and work out hard.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I just stick to a viagra, I only take it 2-3 times a day. Is that wrong?
    No but if your erection lasts more that 4 hours please proceed to the emergency room.

    Seeing how a girl posted, I'd suggest taking off the strap-on. should work like a charm...

    Oh I see now... ;)
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I just stick to a viagra, I only take it 2-3 times a day. Is that wrong?
    No but if your erection lasts more that 4 hours please proceed to the emergency room.

    Seeing how a girl posted, I'd suggest taking off the strap-on. should work like a charm...

    Oh I see now... ;)

    Kink is complicated, its ok. Don't be ashamed. ;)
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    **double post**
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I just stick to a viagra, I only take it 2-3 times a day. Is that wrong?
    No but if your erection lasts more that 4 hours please proceed to the emergency room.

    Seeing how a girl posted, I'd suggest taking off the strap-on. should work like a charm...


    Oh I see now... ;)

    Kink is complicated, its ok. Don't be ashamed. ;)


    t-hee!!! ;):devil:
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member

    Oh I see now... ;)

    Kink is complicated, its ok. Don't be ashamed. ;)


    t-hee!!! ;):devil:

    :laugh: Dan Savage would be very proud.
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    Dont let anyone bust you for using. In a typical week I go through two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

    Whatever works.


    I used to do that, but I'm older now and it's hard on my body. Now I'm only doing about 1/3 of it. I got tired of drooling on myself in public and kissing strangers at random.

    Um, Hollie, we aren't REALLY strangers now.... :blushing:


    Well.... not anymore :wink:
  • LimeyTart
    LimeyTart Posts: 303 Member
    I took an Rx medication in February and March of this year (and lost the first 20 lbs of the 50 I've lost since starting MFP in Feb). I would/will tell people when asked, but it's not something I volunteer unsolicited. But then, I don't arbitrarily tell people that I'm on an antibiotic for my skin, either. If someone asks me how I've been successful, I'll tell them exactly what I did, including the two months with Adipex.
  • Charlie175
    Charlie175 Posts: 232 Member
    i take fiber pills. there i said it.
    so far everything is coming out just fine.

    haha
  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
    What I do is a little different, I crush up a combination of metabolife, a vintage box of dexatrim (circa 1985), half a viagra, an 8th of horny goat weed, and some dried rabbit pee into a fine powder. I then pay an illegal immigrant to let me snort off his or her *kitten*.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Dont let anyone bust you for using. In a typical week I go through two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

    Whatever works.

    I freaking :heart: you now!!!!!
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    Dont let anyone bust you for using. In a typical week I go through two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

    Whatever works.

    I am starting to like you a lot.

    I was thinking the same thing Heather.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    What I do is a little different, I crush up a combination of metabolife, a vintage box of dexatrim (circa 1985), half a viagra, an 8th of horny goat weed, and some dried rabbit pee into a fine powder. I then pay an illegal immigrant to let me snort off his or her *kitten*.
    This sounds promising, does the rabbit have to be pregnant?
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
    What I do is a little different, I crush up a combination of metabolife, a vintage box of dexatrim (circa 1985), half a viagra, an 8th of horny goat weed, and some dried rabbit pee into a fine powder. I then pay an illegal immigrant to let me snort off his or her *kitten*.
    This sounds promising, does the rabbit have to be pregnant?


    No but he needs to have rabies
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    Dont let anyone bust you for using. In a typical week I go through two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

    Whatever works.

    You forgot Meth! With Meth not only do you get skinny, you get a clean house, and your kids to soccer practice on time (probably football for you, I'm guessing you're from the other side of the pond)

    OMG I'm laughing my *kitten* off at some of these answers, viagra, strap-on's, rabbit pee, immigrant's butts! Love the senses of humor here.

    I've taken Meridia and it helped when I was taking it, and then because it wasn't covered by insurance, couldn't afford it. But I had to eat healthy and exercise. I've heard interesting things about Topomax which is an anti seizure and is also prescribed for migraines. I'm taking it for migraine's and it's doing a fantastic job! But the appetite suppressant part, I haven't noticed. I am taking a pretty low dose because it's all I can tolerate, maybe if I was taking a higher dose...... But then I'd wander around like a zombie drooling on myself, and I find that unattractive.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I don't use anything legal to help me lose weight...I go straight for the crack.
    A crack diet is amazing.
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    What I do is a little different, I crush up a combination of metabolife, a vintage box of dexatrim (circa 1985), half a viagra, an 8th of horny goat weed, and some dried rabbit pee into a fine powder. I then pay an illegal immigrant to let me snort off his or her *kitten*.
    This sounds promising, does the rabbit have to be pregnant?

    Well, there are added benefits to the rabbit being prego.

    So I'd make sure it was..... I'm just sayin'


    May I suggest that you consider mixing some cherry jello powder in with it and use a crazy straw to snort it ?
  • belindawilli
    belindawilli Posts: 97 Member
    I have used the diet pills and have a prescription right now. Have had them since May, bottle of 30 and have about 25 left. I want to think they help curb appetite, but really all I can tell they do for me is make me jitterie. So as you can see I have them, but I agree I really think it is mostly sometimes not always what we put in our mouth. I know for some people
    what they eat is not why they are over weight, but usually for those people diet pills are not the answer either. So for me if you think they help you take them, if not leave them along. Drugs over use is such a big problem in our society, we sure don't need people who are capable of losing weight on them!!!!
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I don't use anything legal to help me lose weight...I go straight for the crack.
    A crack diet is amazing.

    I really want to ask if the crack has to belong to a boy or a girl but I worry I'd get in trouble for it...
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    I don't use anything legal to help me lose weight...I go straight for the crack.
    A crack diet is amazing.

    I really want to ask if the crack has to belong to a boy or a girl but I worry I'd get in trouble for it...


    Yes, you might get into trouble.... Unfortunately, acquiring this knowledge is still quite necessary because some MFP's might use the wrong crack and have horrendous results... possibly catastrophic! Therefore, we should always do our best to provide clear and precise facts when we post on these threads. It is our moral obligation as MFP citizens.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I don't use anything legal to help me lose weight...I go straight for the crack.
    A crack diet is amazing.

    I really want to ask if the crack has to belong to a boy or a girl but I worry I'd get in trouble for it...


    Yes, you might get into trouble.... Unfortunately, acquiring this knowledge is still quite necessary because some MFP's might use the wrong crack and have horrendous results... possibly catastrophic! Therefore, we should always do our best to provide clear and precise facts when we post on these threads. It is our moral obligation as a MFP citizens.

    RIGHT? The gender of the crack matters.

    I mean, crack owner.
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    I don't use anything legal to help me lose weight...I go straight for the crack.
    A crack diet is amazing.

    I really want to ask if the crack has to belong to a boy or a girl but I worry I'd get in trouble for it...


    Yes, you might get into trouble.... Unfortunately, acquiring this knowledge is still quite necessary because some MFP's might use the wrong crack and have horrendous results... possibly catastrophic! Therefore, we should always do our best to provide clear and precise facts when we post on these threads. It is our moral obligation as a MFP citizens.

    RIGHT? The gender of the crack matters.

    I mean, crack owner.


    Yes, you are most correct. We should seek this knowledge at all costs! It could be a matter of firm or flab, people!!!
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