Superhero IF you could be one...what would u be!?

BEERRUNNER
BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
Hell yeah! What would you be??
what would be your niche............stopping crime? Charity work, neighborhood watch etc..??

I read an article on GQ magazine last week and it was hilarious!!!!!

I WOULD BE.....................BEERMAN!

I take any broke starvin artist/musician hipster chick IN Distress and take her to the bar for PBR'S! Cant let these chicks go dry........... I would also distribute beer to the homeless.!

ur turn!
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  • efokken
    efokken Posts: 138 Member
    SHE-RA!! RAWR.... looking sexy would be my game
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Naa, I don't wanna help people. I'd rather save animals. I'd love the ability to breathe under water and/or understand animals' thoughts.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    Are superheroes really ripped and strong just naturally, or do they still have to work out?
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Easy. Wonderwoman. She's a princess and makes the big girls look good being Amazon. Plus her outfit screams America.

    If I were a guy I would totally pic Batman. Gets the girls and the coolest gadgets and rides.
  • papastu
    papastu Posts: 737 Member
    I'd like to be invisible :P
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I am already a superhero. I can tell when it is going to rain. I tell Superman when he needs to take an umbrella and I tell Batman when he needs to put the top up on the Batmobile.
  • porffor
    porffor Posts: 1,210 Member
    Wonder Woman.. I'd get to keep the 'right' curves then! ;p
  • Sj20fame
    Sj20fame Posts: 205 Member
    Lmao!! omg, I just had a dream about this the other day! bahaha! I would be a flying, life coach for women!? <---- did that make sense at all!?!? Well I would carry around a makeup kit, beautiful clothes, jewelery etc...and when I would hear women's cry's, I'd FLY TO THE RESCUE! appear and fix them up and send them off looking fabulous and feeling a lot better about themselves, Yea I didn't even have to think about that, I just had that dream! and it was Awesome! =D LOL
  • dosesr4winners20
    dosesr4winners20 Posts: 362
    Naa, I don't wanna help people. I'd rather save animals. I'd love the ability to breathe under water and/or understand animals' thoughts.

    would you be aquaman or mer-man's wife then?
  • SweGuy
    SweGuy Posts: 78
    I´d be my mum; a woman that moved from her hometown up to the north of Sweden to a very tiny city and there raised three rather good children.. During this period, she first began to work and as we grew up, she did re-educate herself and got other jobs.. and now.. She is amazing...
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
    Are superheroes really ripped and strong just naturally, or do they still have to work out?

    It depends on what powers their super powers.

    Are they of a Natural origin like Batman? Then they'd need to work out a lot.
    Are they of a Natural origin like Superman? Then probably not.
    Are they Tech based like Iron Man? Then nope, just have to fit in the power suit.
    Mutants (or Science turned mutants) might depend.
    Does their super power come from a magic artifact? Then probably not.
  • lady95
    lady95 Posts: 46
    If I were to be turned into a superhero, I'd probably be a less insane version of Deadpool, but definitely in the Marvel universe, not DC. DC has the classics, true, but Marvel seems to be more fun.

    However, if you meant to ask "what superpower would you have?" it would be the power to fly. :)
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
    i would be a villain
  • Sj20fame
    Sj20fame Posts: 205 Member
    Naa, I don't wanna help people. I'd rather save animals. I'd love the ability to breathe under water and/or understand animals' thoughts.

    Uuuu that's a good one!! I would love to hear what my dog thinks or says :)
  • Danahimself
    Danahimself Posts: 279 Member
    Sean Hannity
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    Lmao!! omg, I just had a dream about this the other day! bahaha! I would be a flying, life coach for women!? <---- did that make sense at all!?!? Well I would carry around a makeup kit, beautiful clothes, jewelery etc...and when I would hear women's cry's, I'd FLY TO THE RESCUE! appear and fix them up and send them off looking fabulous and feeling a lot better about themselves, Yea I didn't even have to think about that, I just had that dream! and it was Awesome! =D LOL

    Oh God.. I need you. Can I be your first save? :tongue:
  • Kristhin
    Kristhin Posts: 442 Member
    I would have the magic power of persuasian so I could convince everybody to try veganism. Then our planet would be saved.
  • Kelly_Wilson1990
    Kelly_Wilson1990 Posts: 3,245 Member
    Wonder Woman!!!
  • aa1440
    aa1440 Posts: 956 Member
    Superman.

    I'm a Sheriff Deputy so I would like to be (almost) unstopable. That would be a great tool in fighting crime.

    Gang members - peice of cake
    drug dealers - out of business
    criminals - locked up on a regular basis
    surveilence equipment - no need (X-ray vision and super hearing)
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    OK Mystique from X-Men would be cool too. To change your appearance to whatever you'd like? That may be the only Marvel character I would want.
  • lady95
    lady95 Posts: 46
    I would have the magic power of persuasian so I could convince everybody to try veganism. Then our planet would be saved.

    I don't think even superpowers could get me to stop eating meat, no offense.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    Are superheroes really ripped and strong just naturally, or do they still have to work out?

    It depends on what powers their super powers.

    Are they of a Natural origin like Batman? Then they'd need to work out a lot.
    Are they of a Natural origin like Superman? Then probably not.
    Are they Tech based like Iron Man? Then nope, just have to fit in the power suit.
    Mutants (or Science turned mutants) might depend.
    Does their super power come from a magic artifact? Then probably not.

    Very good points. Batman is a resourceful and hard working mofo. We should all try to be like Batman.
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Can I be Jem? She was truly truly truly outrageous.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    well, I'm ALREADY Super Sam... and I'm only in it for the cod piece
  • dancer4275
    dancer4275 Posts: 149
    I'd be some kind of a mermaid superhero...so I could always be underwater. I think that's pretty super in and of itsself
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    Gambit. Firey playing cards and "magnetism." I already have one of those :)

    I really do, I keep a lighter and a deck of cards with me all the time...
  • kristyklein8
    kristyklein8 Posts: 23
    I don't know about being a Superhero, but if I could have "superpowers" I would want the ability to teleport--magically appear wherever I desire instantaneously. Imagine the possibilities! Of course, invisibility and a knack of making billions of dollars would come in handy too!
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I would have the magic power of persuasian so I could convince everybody to try veganism. Then our planet would be saved.

    more cows= more emissions.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    its a bird its a plane....its beer man with a case of beer ready to quench the taste of hotttt hipster chicks in Logan square CHicago!
  • shiggyshane
    shiggyshane Posts: 215
    the zohan!
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