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Worst Pick Up Line Ever

Ajontheguitar
Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

GO
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  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    Did you know you're the only woman in here with all your teeth?
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Is your last name Campbell... Because youre MMmm Mmm Good.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Wanna ****?
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    You remind me of a wrench cuz every time I get a look at you, my nuts tighten up.
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    Wanna play pin the tail on the donkey? Put this blindfold on...
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Your parents must be retarded, because you're special.
  • bobbybdoe
    bobbybdoe Posts: 472 Member
    If you were a raspberry pie, I'd split you down the middle and proceed to have shameful, dirty sex with you while your parents watch. Btw guys, just got off probation for using this!
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    I think I've got a gag in your size..
  • fitness_superstar
    fitness_superstar Posts: 47
    do you wash your panties in windex? because i can see myself in them.

    lets play carpenter...you can be the board and i'll hammer you.

    how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice! hi i'm (insert name here)
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    I'm a painter. Want me to paint your eggs white?
  • skinnylove00
    skinnylove00 Posts: 662 Member
    are you butt dialing? cuz dat *kitten* is callin me ;)
  • sweetie89207
    sweetie89207 Posts: 361
    HAHAHA these are funny!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Those are nice legs. What time do they open?
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    Pursuant to Megan’s Law, I am obligated to tell you that I am a convicted sex offender. What’s your name?
  • Slinkybaz
    Slinkybaz Posts: 312 Member
    ESVABelle pretty much told mine.........Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look at them my nuts get tighter.

    Here's 10p. Call your Mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.

    How about......If I take your number, will you f*** off?!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Yeah, there are lots of fish in the sea. But it's you who I want to take back to my place and mount.
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    “Hi, can we just skip the pleasantries and go straight to the part where you call me Captain Kirk and give me a h*ndjob in the backseat of my car?”
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    I have used both of the following:

    "Have you seen my galoshes?"

    "Do you like cashews?"

    One of them worked.
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Wanna play Iraq? I'll lay here and you blow the hell out of me.
  • Troy67
    Troy67 Posts: 556 Member
    Do you need a green card?:tongue:
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    They say you are what you eat. I could be you in the morning.
  • cfred40
    cfred40 Posts: 151 Member
    I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    **** me if I'm wrong, but weren't you gonna blow me?
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    **** me if I'm wrong, but weren't you gonna blow me?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • posesed
    posesed Posts: 16 Member
    I lost my phone number...can I have yours?

    Do you work for FedEx? Because I saw you checking out my package.
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