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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill? 'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill? 'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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LOL! :bigsmile:0
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Love it - thanks for the laugh.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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That was great. I love jokes like that.0
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Good One :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Cute0
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Daisy sounds kind of uninventive and demanding and I'd suggest Donald find a duck that will be more enthusiastic and supportive.0
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So the judge says to Mickey, "Let me get this straight, you are divorcing Minnie because she is crazy?"
Mickey replies, "No...she's f#cking Goofy!!!!"0 -
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill? 'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Saying it twice doesn't make it funnier!
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Escloflowne wrote: »Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill? 'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Saying it twice doesn't make it funnier!
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Escloflowne wrote: »Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill? 'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Saying it twice doesn't make it funnier!
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Escloflowne wrote: »Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill? 'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Saying it twice doesn't make it funnier!
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I guess the statute of limitations hasn't expired for a double post prosecution in Canada...
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homerjspartan wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill? 'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Saying it twice doesn't make it funnier!
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Escloflowne wrote: »Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill? 'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?' :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Saying it twice doesn't make it funnier!
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I guess the statute of limitations hasn't expired for a double post prosecution in Canada...
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