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TheRoadDog
TheRoadDog Posts: 11,786 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Eating fat won’t make you fat, any more than eating money will make you rich.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,786 Member
    "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
    - Ellen Degeneres
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,786 Member
    "I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short."
    ~Shelley Winters
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,361 Member
    You know you're fat when your pockets are screaming and your pants pant.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,786 Member
    "It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it." -- Roseanne Barr
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Bad diet advice: DO WHAT YOU ARE GOOD AT.
    LET'S SEE, I'M GOOD AT COOKING. I'M GOOD AT EATING.
    --Daniel Worona
  • Goal_Seeker_1988
    Goal_Seeker_1988 Posts: 1,619 Member
    bump
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,786 Member
    "What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
    Made a fat mother-f**ker outta me " -- Adam Sandler
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    “I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years,
    and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth’s gravitational pull has become since 1990.”- Dave Barry
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~ Author Unknown
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    “The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out”. –Author Unknown
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    “I’m allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.”-Jennifer Greene Duncan
  • mentalbeat
    mentalbeat Posts: 104 Member
    My weight gain has been down to the problems with my feet.......I can't keep them out of the Chipshop.

    me 2011
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    “Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends.” -Author Unknown
  • sharesb
    sharesb Posts: 416 Member
    "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
    - Ellen Degeneres

    I just snorted out loud at my desk...lol....
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I have the body of a god... Buddah. - author unknown
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    "I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge."
    ~Paula Poundstone
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    And my all time favorite:

    "I've been skinny; it's f*ucking boring." -Kate Winslet
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,786 Member
    "I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out that my sweatpants had come untied."
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
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