Nine words Women use

Anna_Banana

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.



* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.



* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

Anna_Banana

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.



* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.



* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

sophialittle

i've seen this before. . . hilarious. . . .(and very accurate!!) i know i do these too!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

aprilann

This is great I was just having one of those hum drum days thinking today would be a nothing day but thanks for putting a smile on my face that is so me with my other half. :laugh: You are so right on with these 9 words!

jsmalla

Thanks, Anna!:laugh:

After 25 years of marriage, I think I might be barely getting a little bit of the idea . . . maybe. :laugh:

Carl01

Didn`t "get away from me" in a hysterical scream make the list?

That seems to be quite common.

So I am told that is.

Anna_Banana

Didn`t "get away from me" in a hysterical scream make the list?

That seems to be quite common.

So I am told that is.

lol:laugh: I personally use it almost daily. Ask DH:bigsmile:

Carl01

Didn`t "get away from me" in a hysterical scream make the list?

That seems to be quite common.

So I am told that is.

lol:laugh: I personally use it almost daily. Ask DH:bigsmile:

"Read the restraining order" also seems popular.




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jamerz3294

I still get the last two words in every argument, "Yes dear." :laugh:

Juliebean_1027

I still get the last two words in every argument, "Yes dear." :laugh:

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samster85

i like it but it also works for mothers and kids. My mom has said some of those things to me and that was really what she was feeling so it works for anyone. Just got to be careful and listen for it.

I love it though, it is true

Girlmom282109

I laughed through the whole thing because all nine of those work for me and my husband! But he still after 6 years together hasn't learned the true meaning of any of those words or maybe he has and thinks he can win something.:noway: Yeah right! :bigsmile:

janiebeth

They were all great.. but this one made me laugh out loud and brought co-workers around to ask me if I was OK...

Thanks for that Carl..

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Wait meant to "quote""

janiebeth

Didn`t "get away from me" in a hysterical scream make the list?

That seems to be quite common.

So I am told that is.

lol:laugh: I personally use it almost daily. Ask DH:bigsmile:

"Read the restraining order" also seems popular.




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This was the one that brought me company..

pie_eyes

I literally do all those things

JustMissTracy

"If that's what you want!"..."If you say so"....also mean....Sure, we'll do it your way, I always enjoy doing it WRONG!

saladcrunchy

Hawley duuuuude!

saladcrunchy

My missus say's there's nothing more sexy than the sight of a man that has just finished doing the housework