Life: 5 fundamental rules

Solat37_Neil
Solat37_Neil Posts: 379 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
My new rules for living a happy life:

‎1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the b****rds name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you...when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again neither does milk....

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  • AmberLiscous
    AmberLiscous Posts: 644 Member
    LMAO.....LOVE IT NEIL
  • solflyer81
    solflyer81 Posts: 119
    stealing this and posting to my FB. thanks : ) d/w i ll give you the credit for the awesomeness.
  • myukniewicz
    myukniewicz Posts: 906 Member
    HAHAHAHA! OMG, TOO FUNNY! Love it! Thank you for sharing this, made my day
  • Trixtabella
    Trixtabella Posts: 471 Member
    Haha thats so funny, I think I will steal this to put as my FB status.
  • waster196
    waster196 Posts: 138 Member
    I love this one :)

    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again neither does milk....
  • Eats_With_A_Fist
    Eats_With_A_Fist Posts: 181
    You're carrying on the fine tradition of great philosophical minds to come out of Britain....*nods* true story.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    ‎1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
    My brothers and I are always saying, "money can't buy happiness, but it sure can rent it for a while."
  • cjjones007
    cjjones007 Posts: 602
    My new rules for living a happy life:

    ‎1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
    2. Forgive your enemy but remember the b****rds name.
    3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you...when they're in trouble again.
    4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again neither does milk....

    Words to live by lol
  • jj1983
    jj1983 Posts: 146 Member
    LOVE IT!
  • twink44
    twink44 Posts: 34 Member
    You very funny man!
  • zoombie_bear
    zoombie_bear Posts: 963 Member
    :smokin:
  • nicakk01
    nicakk01 Posts: 71 Member
    Those are absolutely fabulous rules! Thanks for the smiles!
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    Such a shame about #4 - and so true!
  • opreali
    opreali Posts: 11
    NIIIICE
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    I love 5! I'd add my favourite, "Life's too short to eat the crusts. Unless there's a particularly nice dipping sauce".
  • AlwaysWanderer
    AlwaysWanderer Posts: 641 Member
    Love it!!! :laugh:
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