Best way to burn 5 calories

lookpretty

In response to best way to use 9 calories, what is the best way to burn 5 calories.

My top 5 ideas

- laugh til you fall on your *kitten*
- grab you kid and toss them at the ceiling and watch them scream in delight
- get on top of your neighbors car (who insists on parking in my space) and jump off
- chase the mailman down the block
-blow a baloon until it pops

What are yours?

And before some anal retentive person runs their mouth, yes I know 5 calories of excercise is insignificant, do not give me advice, this is a fun post, not a serious one.

Lets hear the best, most enjoyable way to burn 5 calories.

bachooka

A well directed and enthusiastic pelvic thrust.

lookpretty

A well directed and enthusiastic pelvic thrust.

Im not sure how to visualise this, if its sexual or a quirky dance move

kapeluza

Pooping.

lookpretty

Pooping.

oh my, didnt expect that as an asnwer, thats fun and enjoyable?

soknurdy

Lol the mailman. Too bad in my area they are efficient and don't have to get out of their car!

overzoelous

Run down the hall and heel click a few times

kapeluza

Pooping.

oh my, didnt expect that as an asnwer, thats fun and enjoyable?

When you have been constipated for a few days, you bet your *kitten* it's enjoyable.

Bearface115

Play "Dancing with Myself" and go crazy!

sillygoose1977

Pooping.

That's also a great weight to lose a few ounces

changeisgood55

Kick your boyfriend to the curb!

otr12

I like to play with lighter fluid.

fab50G

A well directed and enthusiastic pelvic thrust.

Hopefully burns more than 5 calories!!! ; )

killagb

Rub one out. :smokin:

anubis609

Give yourself a non-dominant handed stranger.

msiamjan

Do a handstand
A big sloppy wet kiss
Rub a dog's tummy until it shakes its leg
Sing show tunes at the top of your lungs
Do the macarana

Jenscan

Access www.shouldieatmyexercisecalories.com

morganhccstudent724

Sex :smokin:

agthorn

Pooping.

Not only do you get to count the 5 calories, but you can lose up to half a pound instantly :-)

rmsrws

Rub one out. :smokin:

Too funny!!!!!

Lokking for the darn remote control for the TV....LOL

robin52077

Give yourself a non-dominant handed stranger.

you would be the one to go there....:laugh:

lookpretty

Run down the hall and heel click a few times

Im working at a gym today, they should love that

robin52077

Sex :smokin:

if you're only burning 5 calories you're doing it all wrong :laugh:

killagb

Sex :smokin:

That must be some bad sex.

robin52077

Pooping.

Not only do you get to count the 5 calories, but you can lose up to half a pound instantly :-)

a whole pound one time...

Jenscan

Sex :smokin:

if you're only burning 5 calories you're doing it all wrong :laugh:

My thought exactly!

liftingbro

A well directed and enthusiastic pelvic thrust.

Hopefully burns more than 5 calories!!! ; )

Well, there are some dudes out there where that would encompass the entire copulation. :laugh:

kapeluza

Pooping.

That's also a great weight to lose a few ounces

Not only a few ounces!! The human body can store up to 12lbs of poop. So get your poop on. lol

killagb

Pooping.

That's also a great weight to lose a few ounces

Not only a few ounces!! The human body can store up to 12lbs of poop. So get your poop on. lol

I must say I'm waiting for my next weigh in when I can muster a fabulous morning poop. :smokin:

morganhccstudent724

Sex :smokin:

if you're only burning 5 calories you're doing it all wrong :laugh:

My thought exactly!

Of course I burn more than 5 calories....I'm hoping to burn the first 5 calories in a hardcore foreplay session....But why would you stop after the first 5 if your having fun???

agthorn

Pooping.

Not only do you get to count the 5 calories, but you can lose up to half a pound instantly :-)

a whole pound one time...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has ever weighed before and after just to see... :-)