My husband is an odd man
hypotrochoid
Posts: 842 Member
When chatting with him on my lunch break, he said the following:
"I know that you have affairs. I understand, I really do. You have needs and I can't meet all of them. Now, Alfredo, I was okay with him because he was a bit of a limp noodle. Not much of a threat. But now that you've ditched him and started with this Jim guy... You go see him at all hours of the day and night, coming home drenched in sweat talking about how long and hard you worked and how good it felt... Should I be worried?"
"I know that you have affairs. I understand, I really do. You have needs and I can't meet all of them. Now, Alfredo, I was okay with him because he was a bit of a limp noodle. Not much of a threat. But now that you've ditched him and started with this Jim guy... You go see him at all hours of the day and night, coming home drenched in sweat talking about how long and hard you worked and how good it felt... Should I be worried?"
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OMG he's a hoot!0
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lol ^0
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hahahah! that's cute.0
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Very funny!!0
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lol0
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thats really cute!! hahaha! love it!0
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lol0
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Love it!0
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ROTFLMNOP!!0
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LOL!!! Love it!!!0
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I LOVE IT.0
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if he is wrong then kick his butt big time0
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I LOVE this.0
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Tell him he can join in on your escapades!0
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Am I wrong or did you just get a free pass? As long as his name is Jim...0
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gotta love it0
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Haha love it!!! :laugh:0
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WIN.0
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LOL...NOW THAT FUNNY!!! Tell your husband good one...hahahaha
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Omg..I am so completely slow...lolol...I just got that..Jim/ Gym...haha. He may not be odd..but he's definitely a crackup..lolol!!!!0
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And who is this M.F.P. you've been corresponding with?0
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:laugh: :laugh: You had me going there for a moment.0
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And who is this M.F.P. you've been corresponding with?
Motha. F*ckin'. Pimp. Ain't ya heard?!0 -
This one's a keeper. :drinker:0
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LMAO :laugh:0
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I would've married him too. You got yourself a good one LOL0
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Hahaha0
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Lol that's funny0
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LMAO!! Thanks for sharing.0
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That's really cute! I love a man who can make me laugh!0
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