I usually don't do "blonde" jokes but this u gotta read

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hgam1
hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
THE BLONDE AND THE TRUCKER
As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up
alongside.

She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door the
trucker lowers the window, and she says,

'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load.'

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops
for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car,
runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. And
as if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,

'Hi, my name is Sharon , and you are losing some of your load!' Shaking his
head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The
trucker lowers the window again she says,

'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!'

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light
when he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says.......

.........Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a f*cking gritter!'

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  • hgam1
    hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
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    THE BLONDE AND THE TRUCKER
    As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up
    alongside.

    She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door the
    trucker lowers the window, and she says,

    'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load.'

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops
    for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car,
    runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. And
    as if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,

    'Hi, my name is Sharon , and you are losing some of your load!' Shaking his
    head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

    At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
    the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The
    trucker lowers the window again she says,

    'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!'

    When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light
    when he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
    to the blonde.

    He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says.......

    .........Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a f*cking gritter!'
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
  • MissGorgeous
    MissGorgeous Posts: 394 Member
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    i dont get it?
    :-(
  • dothompson
    dothompson Posts: 1,184 Member
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    I think this gets lost in the translation to American English.

    What's a Gritter?
  • Cerabell18
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    Is a gritter the truck that scatters gravel on the road?
  • Livi_Loves_Pink
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    From Wikipedia:

    "A gritter, also known as a sander, salt spreader or salt truck, is found on most winter service vehicles. Indeed, the gritter is so commonly seen on winter service vehicles that the terms are sometimes used synonymously. Gritters are used to spread grit, a mixture of sand and rock salt, onto roads."
  • X_c0nfuZed_X
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    ^^ Yeah. its the thing that spreads saly and gravel an whatever it is when it's icy =)
  • dothompson
    dothompson Posts: 1,184 Member
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    From Wikipedia:

    "A gritter, also known as a sander, salt spreader or salt truck, is found on most winter service vehicles. Indeed, the gritter is so commonly seen on winter service vehicles that the terms are sometimes used synonymously. Gritters are used to spread grit, a mixture of sand and rock salt, onto roads."

    Oh, maybe it's not American English, but that I don't live where there's winter. Whoops!
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
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    LOL Here in Ohio we just call them "salt trucks" HA! *smacks forehead* NOW I get it! :laugh:
  • STACYESPARZA
    STACYESPARZA Posts: 308 Member
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    lol....I didnt know what a gritter was either...
    I am in SoCal
  • :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SASSYSMOM
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    Truckers wife here :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    OK now need to call hubby and share....
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
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    I think this gets lost in the translation to American English.

    What's a Gritter?

    So glad you asked. I wasn't getting it either, but didn't want to seem stupid:blushing:
  • kelhun1
    kelhun1 Posts: 183 Member
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    I'm a natural blonde and I actually got the joke! :laugh: Although, it's only because my name is Susan...I just wanted you to know Kevin and I have kept in touch....
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
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    Sounds like a really gritty problem Susan! :wink: :laugh:
  • watch48win
    watch48win Posts: 1,668 Member
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    LOL Here in Ohio we just call them "salt trucks" HA! *smacks forehead* NOW I get it! :laugh:

    Me too...and I live in VA now
  • ceedee22ed
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    I think this gets lost in the translation to American English.

    What's a Gritter?

    So glad you asked. I wasn't getting it either, but didn't want to seem stupid:blushing:

    ditto here...been in Central America too long :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • dothompson
    dothompson Posts: 1,184 Member
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    I think this gets lost in the translation to American English.

    What's a Gritter?

    So glad you asked. I wasn't getting it either, but didn't want to seem stupid:blushing:

    For some reason I'm used to it:huh:
  • hgam1
    hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
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    I'm a natural blonde and I actually got the joke! :laugh: Although, it's only because my name is Susan...I just wanted you to know Kevin and I have kept in touch....

    he he he ROFL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: