I usually don't do "blonde" jokes but this u gotta read

hgam1

THE BLONDE AND THE TRUCKER
As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up
alongside.

She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door the
trucker lowers the window, and she says,

'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load.'

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops
for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car,
runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. And
as if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,

'Hi, my name is Sharon , and you are losing some of your load!' Shaking his
head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The
trucker lowers the window again she says,

'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!'

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light
when he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says.......

.........Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a f*cking gritter!'

hgam1

THE BLONDE AND THE TRUCKER
As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up
alongside.

She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door the
trucker lowers the window, and she says,

'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load.'

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops
for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car,
runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. And
as if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,

'Hi, my name is Sharon , and you are losing some of your load!' Shaking his
head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The
trucker lowers the window again she says,

'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!'

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light
when he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says.......

.........Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a f*cking gritter!'

GTOgirl1969

:laugh: :laugh:

MissGorgeous

i dont get it?
:-(

dothompson

I think this gets lost in the translation to American English.

What's a Gritter?

Cerabell18

Is a gritter the truck that scatters gravel on the road?

Livi_Loves_Pink

From Wikipedia:

"A gritter, also known as a sander, salt spreader or salt truck, is found on most winter service vehicles. Indeed, the gritter is so commonly seen on winter service vehicles that the terms are sometimes used synonymously. Gritters are used to spread grit, a mixture of sand and rock salt, onto roads."

X_c0nfuZed_X

^^ Yeah. its the thing that spreads saly and gravel an whatever it is when it's icy

dothompson

From Wikipedia:

"A gritter, also known as a sander, salt spreader or salt truck, is found on most winter service vehicles. Indeed, the gritter is so commonly seen on winter service vehicles that the terms are sometimes used synonymously. Gritters are used to spread grit, a mixture of sand and rock salt, onto roads."

Oh, maybe it's not American English, but that I don't live where there's winter. Whoops!

3babybeans

LOL Here in Ohio we just call them "salt trucks" HA! *smacks forehead* NOW I get it! :laugh:

STACYESPARZA

lol....I didnt know what a gritter was either...
I am in SoCal

LandBsdotingchauffeur

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SASSYSMOM

Truckers wife here :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
OK now need to call hubby and share....

Anna_Banana

I think this gets lost in the translation to American English.

What's a Gritter?

So glad you asked. I wasn't getting it either, but didn't want to seem stupid:blushing:

kelhun1

I'm a natural blonde and I actually got the joke! :laugh: Although, it's only because my name is Susan...I just wanted you to know Kevin and I have kept in touch....

jamerz3294

Sounds like a really gritty problem Susan! :laugh:

watch48win

LOL Here in Ohio we just call them "salt trucks" HA! *smacks forehead* NOW I get it! :laugh:

Me too...and I live in VA now

ceedee22ed

I think this gets lost in the translation to American English.

What's a Gritter?

So glad you asked. I wasn't getting it either, but didn't want to seem stupid:blushing:

ditto here...been in Central America too long :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

dothompson

I think this gets lost in the translation to American English.

What's a Gritter?

So glad you asked. I wasn't getting it either, but didn't want to seem stupid:blushing:

For some reason I'm used to it:huh:

hgam1

I'm a natural blonde and I actually got the joke! :laugh: Although, it's only because my name is Susan...I just wanted you to know Kevin and I have kept in touch....

he he he ROFL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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