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Cheating on my husband!

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  • xSophia19
    xSophia19 Posts: 1,536 Member
    Omg, when u said that this new man u met was called tread mill, i actually thought a man called tread mill!!! I had to ready it twice to realise its actually a tread mill that you run on! LOL! =)
  • ktbug82
    ktbug82 Posts: 166
    I hear that if you push his buttons the right way you can get him to raise up even more for a more intense workout. :wink:
  • benodie
    benodie Posts: 231 Member
    lol!!
  • angiolm
    angiolm Posts: 52
    perhaps you could introduce your husband, and enjoy a healthy threesome!! :wink:

    LMAO
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    Awwww. I was hoping for real drama! :(
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    Lol. . love it. . .
  • slaunderville
    slaunderville Posts: 49 Member
    Excellent post!!!!
  • Jenlwb
    Jenlwb Posts: 682 Member
    Well i have daily illicit hook-ups with Jillian Michaels, and my future hubby quite likes the idea.... wonder why!
  • kadoodle76
    kadoodle76 Posts: 234
    I was thinkin..."why the hell does she wanna share that on here?" Good one lol
  • Hootsmamma
    Hootsmamma Posts: 254 Member
    This is absolutely one of the BEST posts I have seen on MFP! Positively LOVED it! You had me "fooled" at first few sentences, so I was "hooked" and kept reading! Whew! What a relief it must be for yor husband! ( personally, I was rooting FOR HIM!!) So happy your "addictive" relationship has you cheating for all the right reasons! You Go For it Girl! I am 100% encouraging you to be "unfaithful" if this is the relationship you are pursuing!:heart:
  • DawnWendalynn1973
    DawnWendalynn1973 Posts: 97 Member
    That is HILARIOUS!!!

    Im just meeting up with Eli Ptical and I might keep going back to visit him too. I love Tread Mill....but Eli is low impact and I need that for my left foot.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,128 Member
    You know that Tread is taking from you.............................................................................................taking that fat away.:drinker:
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    So hilarious.
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
    lol
  • melkadee
    melkadee Posts: 5,598 Member
    This is priceless! Really, really funny!!!:laugh:
  • sknopps
    sknopps Posts: 166
    I hear that if you push his buttons the right way you can get him to raise up even more for a more intense workout. :wink:

    hahahahaha. soooo true :)
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    I'm real slow too, I was reading through and Couldn't believe she was sharing his name, lol Whew!! Definitely a relief!
    Wow i only just got that.
    haha, woof big sigh of relief..
    dont do that to me!

    Yeah, took me a minute too. Doh!
  • AmyNVegas
    AmyNVegas Posts: 2,215 Member
    Eli Pictal is my current lover. He's low impact but he gives me the best leg and butt burn ;-)

    I hear ya he's my man too he doesn't hurt my knees and back like Tread Mill:laugh:

    This was too funny!:laugh:
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I hear that if you push his buttons the right way you can get him to raise up even more for a more intense workout. :wink:

    THIS makes all the difference!
  • mommyoftwins05
    mommyoftwins05 Posts: 645 Member
    LOL yeah I see how much people burn on treadmills I want one so bad!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    ROFL :laugh: ..... When I read the first line I was like.. YIKES!!!! Then I kept reading and I gave a sign of relief!!! lol Sorry I don't like reading posts about cheating. Cheating is probably one of the more undignified acts a human can commit. :sick:
  • Judas_Queen
    Judas_Queen Posts: 251 Member
    My fiance has only just found out that i'm in love with Elliptical CrossTrainer, it was hard for him at first, but he's become very accepting of him. He often has a go on him... we now have an open relationship with Elliptical, Rower and Free Weights *sigh*
  • shiggyshane
    shiggyshane Posts: 215
    woo glad i kept reading lol
  • shalynna89
    shalynna89 Posts: 324 Member
    perhaps you could introduce your husband, and enjoy a healthy threesome!! :wink:
    Lmao!!!!
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