The Top 10 Things to Do Before You Weigh In

Loretta_Jo
Loretta_Jo Posts: 609 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
Just a funny I found in one of my other groups.....

The Top 10 Things to Do Before You Weigh In

10. Remove nail polish.
9. Clip your toenails.
8. Take the ribbon from your hair.
7. Shave your legs.
6. Loofah your elbows.
5. Trim your split ends.
4. Two words: Bikini wax.
3. Blow your nose.
2. Take out your contacts.
1. Exhale!

Runner ups to the Original
List Above Nurse the baby.
Clean the lint out of your belly button.
"Leave off the hand lotion - who needs to retain moisture at a time like this?
"Visit the restroom.
Take off your shoes.
Take off your work ID badge (lord knows it weights a few grams)
Take off your jewels (we know you love them, but they must weigh a ton!)
Take off your belt, your socks, your suspenders, etc.
Empty all of your pockets.
Visit the restroom, again.
Now exhale and pray....
Get that short, short haircut. (It will grow back.)
See a sad movie and cry (more water loss).
Remove underwear. (Nobody will see under those heavy outer garments?!)
Clean out the ear wax.
Spit out the gum, it can make the difference....
Try to balance on one foot when the mentor is not looking.
Wear no makeup - it weighs something and besides now that you are losing

weight you do not need beauty enhancers. :bigsmile:

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  • Loretta_Jo
    Loretta_Jo Posts: 609 Member
    Just a funny I found in one of my other groups.....

    The Top 10 Things to Do Before You Weigh In

    10. Remove nail polish.
    9. Clip your toenails.
    8. Take the ribbon from your hair.
    7. Shave your legs.
    6. Loofah your elbows.
    5. Trim your split ends.
    4. Two words: Bikini wax.
    3. Blow your nose.
    2. Take out your contacts.
    1. Exhale!

    Runner ups to the Original
    List Above Nurse the baby.
    Clean the lint out of your belly button.
    "Leave off the hand lotion - who needs to retain moisture at a time like this?
    "Visit the restroom.
    Take off your shoes.
    Take off your work ID badge (lord knows it weights a few grams)
    Take off your jewels (we know you love them, but they must weigh a ton!)
    Take off your belt, your socks, your suspenders, etc.
    Empty all of your pockets.
    Visit the restroom, again.
    Now exhale and pray....
    Get that short, short haircut. (It will grow back.)
    See a sad movie and cry (more water loss).
    Remove underwear. (Nobody will see under those heavy outer garments?!)
    Clean out the ear wax.
    Spit out the gum, it can make the difference....
    Try to balance on one foot when the mentor is not looking.
    Wear no makeup - it weighs something and besides now that you are losing

    weight you do not need beauty enhancers. :bigsmile:
  • aimee_120
    aimee_120 Posts: 11
    hahaha! i love it! :smile:
  • dncr8707
    dncr8707 Posts: 74
    hahah this is great!
  • pam0206
    pam0206 Posts: 700 Member
    Loved it!
  • apaden4
    apaden4 Posts: 137 Member
    :laugh: too funny, love it! :laugh:
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    :laugh:
  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
    Brightens the morning!!:bigsmile: How fun is this!!!

    *Kistinbee*
  • pink125
    pink125 Posts: 16
    :laugh:
  • Cloe
    Cloe Posts: 435
    LOL, too funny!:laugh:
  • my3kids
    my3kids Posts: 59 Member
    :glasses: that's funny
  • deanna72777
    deanna72777 Posts: 16
    Cute :wink:
  • BUNNYB
    BUNNYB Posts: 91
    :laugh: ahhh funny.. even funnier that Im sure Ive thought about at least 2 of them!!
  • kshields85
    kshields85 Posts: 18
    Haha, that is so funny!
  • deb_ge
    deb_ge Posts: 87 Member
    Omigosh, these are soooo funny. 'Blow your nose' hahahahaha. I am going to cut and paste them and send to a few friends I am trying to get signed up to these boards.:bigsmile:

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