Not-so-serious questions for Anubis609
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I'm going on holiday on Saturday and I'm staying in a Family Room with my husband and kids.
I want to have some nookie while I'm away but how do I do it without waking my kids, or my husband?
Roofies are great for family outings.
You want me to date rape drug my own children? Interesting.............NO!
Serious answers are required here. They can't include "Go to his room" as none of the staff have their own room. They also can't include "Go back to his place" as I have a moral code and will only sleep with married men (don't want some poor single man getting obsessed with me now do I? And who would blame them)
Oh, this was serious? The roofie was a suggestion for your husband so he can knock the F out, while you knock boots. Though, a good dose of Nyquil should produce the same effects. As for the kids...I fornicate with the pretense that I'm not producing any, so I don't have any alternative advice except to put some earplugs in their ears as they sleep. You have my blessing to do what needs to be done.0 -
You have tickets to the Super Bowl and an invite to the Playboy Mansion on the same day...your favorite team is playing in the Super Bowl and the playmate to dude ratio is 3:1...where do you go?
You go to the Playboy Mansion, tell Heff that you wanna give him the Super Bowl tickets and allow him to VIP his way, with a harem of your choice, to get into the Super Bowl game in a better private viewing booth simply because he's a fckin pimp.
That is effing brilliant...you should run for president!
I concur!0 -
Do vegetarians get at it doggy style? OR do they even get at it, since meat is not on the menu?0
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what am i going to ask?0
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Do vegetarians get at it doggy style? OR do they even get at it, since meat is not on the menu?
Vegetarians, no. Vegans, yes. They avoid anything with a face, so doggystyle is the most obvious choice.0 -
what am i going to ask?
You're going to ask why no one has not-so-serious questions for you. It's because all the awesomeness must be filtered through the troll system first.0 -
You have tickets to the Super Bowl and an invite to the Playboy Mansion on the same day...your favorite team is playing in the Super Bowl and the playmate to dude ratio is 3:1...where do you go?
You go to the Playboy Mansion, tell Heff that you wanna give him the Super Bowl tickets and allow him to VIP his way, with a harem of your choice, to get into the Super Bowl game in a better private viewing booth simply because he's a fckin pimp.
That is effing brilliant...you should run for president!
I concur!
I'm convinced. I have no doubt in my mind that I can take down the country faster than any president can in a typical 4-year term. Gimme 4 months. Hell, I might just be the greatest one.0 -
chicken or the egg?0
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How do you know when you look at the color red someone else sees green but just calls it red?
oh and warm fuzzies or cold pricklies?0 -
So, as you can see from my ticker.. I started and am president of the Taso Fan Club. He is my knowledge guru and I think he doesnt mind putting up with me. He said, " If you think I'm cool, wait till you meet Anubis" . My question is..does any of this persuade you to be my friend..in MFP world I mean?0
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What is heavier, a 10lb bag of rice or a 10lb bag of feathers and why? (This is a trick question, so be careful)0
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If a guy lets one rip in the woods, does it still stink?
Ummmmmm yes the woods smell good, and for the other.....YUCK
Ummm.. Reported for not being Anubis... ^^ Please read the title of the topic!
Anyways...
If Taso is the inspiration for the Old Spice Guy, who does that make you?0 -
Is it true that you are actually a well known pop star in RL? If so, which Jonas brother are you?0
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Herpaderp?0
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Have you fallen asleep?0
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When was 1 + 1?0
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chicken or the egg?
I co-mingle the two within breakfast.0 -
How do you know when you look at the color red someone else sees green but just calls it red?
oh and warm fuzzies or cold pricklies?
Color blindness allows for Christmas variations.
Cold pricklies in the summer. Warm fuzzies in winter. There has to be a harmony.0 -
So, as you can see from my ticker.. I started and am president of the Taso Fan Club. He is my knowledge guru and I think he doesnt mind putting up with me. He said, " If you think I'm cool, wait till you meet Anubis" . My question is..does any of this persuade you to be my friend..in MFP world I mean?
This is a serious question in the "not-so-serious questions" thread. Query invalid. Though, I am a guru of deviants.0 -
What is heavier, a 10lb bag of rice or a 10lb bag of feathers and why? (This is a trick question, so be careful)
The trick is that they're not being measured in grains. The world's oldest method of calculating weight. So obviously the rice and feathers are negligible. The bags are both 10 pounds each. Next time they should be sorted in sacks...filled with nuts.0 -
If a guy lets one rip in the woods, does it still stink?
Ummmmmm yes the woods smell good, and for the other.....YUCK
Ummm.. Reported for not being Anubis... ^^ Please read the title of the topic!
Anyways...
If Taso is the inspiration for the Old Spice Guy, who does that make you?
The inspiration for Brawndo.0 -
Is it true that you are actually a well known pop star in RL? If so, which Jonas brother are you?
It's true. I was the one with diabetes.0 -
Herpaderp?
Problem?0 -
Have you fallen asleep?
Nonsense. I don't believe in such trivial patterns of REM cycles. I just have periods of inactivity to see the unrest come forth from the masses. Like all great deities do.0 -
When was 1 + 1?
It was before 2 + 2, but after 1 x 1.0 -
Area 51. True or false?0
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YOU SONOFAB!TCHWhat is the answer?
THE GAME0 -
I'm disappointed with the lack of pictures in anubis609's comments.
I'd also like to nominate koosdel to go next.0 -
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Button-fly or zipper?0
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