TSA Trouble

CountryDevil
CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
So, if you were to go through an airport metal detector, how much clothing would you have to remove to disclose all the metal on your body?

For me, my shirt. Got metal in my chest from open heart surgery.

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  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    My pants cause of my chastity belt.
  • Keefypoos
    Keefypoos Posts: 231 Member
    My pants cause of my chastity belt.

    ROFLMAO
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    My pants cause of my chastity belt.

    ROFLMAO

    Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your wait staff. :tongue:
  • russelljclarke
    russelljclarke Posts: 836 Member
    janetpratt: VERY funny!!
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Well... How sensitive are these metal detectors? Because if they are going to pick up piercings then ... that will get interesting. :bigsmile:
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Well... How sensitive are these metal detectors? Because if they are going to pick up piercings then ... that will get interesting. :bigsmile:


    HMMM... you don't say?
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    Do jailhouse tattoos count?
    Just kidding.
    I have often contemplated getting the female version of the Prince Albert.
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Do jailhouse tattoos count?
    Just kidding.
    I have often contemplated getting the female version of the Prince Albert.

    That could be real interesting to explain to the TSA...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Despite how screwed up I am, no metal yet :)
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    What if we just want the more personal pat down?
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    What if we just want the more personal pat down?

    Ooo!! Ooo!! Me!! Me!! I volunteer!!!
  • maria1113
    maria1113 Posts: 508 Member
    I can't strip all the metal off my body, since there is some inside. Two plates and 8 screws/pins in my leg. Sometimes they beep, sometimes they don't.
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