You know your fat when.....

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  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    -When you sit in a booth at a restaurant and you get a second muffin top because you have to squeeze yourself into the booth.

    -You can't get on roller coasters because you don't fit.

    - You walk around with your pants unbutton and they don't slide down.
  • pinkgigi
    pinkgigi Posts: 693 Member
    your belly sits on your legs when you sit on the toilet.
    the roll under your boobs comes out further than your boobs
    you can't see your 'bits' when you look down because there is fat in the way

    GG
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    You start knocking things over with your *kitten*
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    You start knocking things over with your *kitten*
    You start knocking things over with your belly.
    You can rest your hands on your belly when you sit down. :bigsmile:
  • Ireshgurl
    Ireshgurl Posts: 559
    when your family asks if you're pregnant......:sad:
  • kandrews24
    kandrews24 Posts: 610 Member
    . . . it doesn't matter whether you are facing forward or sideways when navigating a narrow passageway!
  • methetree
    methetree Posts: 381
    when you get winded just standing up from the couch....
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,985 Member
    When you get on an escalator and it stops.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,985 Member
    When you go to a restaurant and they ask "Are you here for the food challenge?"
  • Jenscan
    Jenscan Posts: 694 Member
    Objects can set up in orbit around you (ok, I stole this from Family Guy)
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,985 Member
    When it takes you 3 attempts to get up off the floor.
  • cdc33
    cdc33 Posts: 495 Member
    you know your fat when your running and you hear clapping and you realize its your stomach hitting your thighs :P
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
    you look around to see who is pinching you and it is just your rolls. :(
  • Cristy_AZ
    Cristy_AZ Posts: 986
    You try to stand up from a patio chair and the chair comes with you! Then you try to push it back down off your *kitten* while looking around to see who noticed. :blushing:
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
    When you stop moving but your belly, legs, and butt havnt.
  • Trixtabella
    Trixtabella Posts: 471 Member
    ....You have to rock sideways to move forward.
  • bachooka
    bachooka Posts: 719 Member
    When people tickle you and end up getting sucked in to the elbow. :D
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,985 Member
    When you wave to someone and the bottom of your arms wave along with you.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    when you pull muscles and ligaments trying to cut your toenails.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    when you can sit on the couch eating supper and put your plate on your belly and the food doesnt slide off
  • lind3400
    lind3400 Posts: 557 Member
    When you wave to someone and the bottom of your arms wave along with you.

    And they keep waving long after you've stopped
  • mikeyml
    mikeyml Posts: 568 Member
    You can only put 4 inches of water in the tub because it might overflow once you get in it.
  • kpnuts23
    kpnuts23 Posts: 960 Member
    When people tickle you and end up getting sucked in to the elbow. :D

    :laugh:
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    you break a sweat drying off after a shower...
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    you call your dog to jump into your lap and it looks at you with the "dude, really??" eyes.
  • statia152
    statia152 Posts: 558
    ... when you have more rolls than a bakery!
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