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Wouldn't it be great if this was true!!

kistinbee
kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
I got this email today and it brightened my day! Enjoy!:bigsmile:
*Kistinbee*

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and after that.....
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions -- central heating, room service on tap, and then....

You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

Replies

  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
    I got this email today and it brightened my day! Enjoy!:bigsmile:
    *Kistinbee*

    MY NEXT LIFE

    I want to live my next life backwards:
    You start out dead and get that out of the way.
    Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
    Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
    Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
    You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
    You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
    generally promiscuous.
    Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
    you have no responsibilities.
    Then you become a baby, and after that.....
    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions -- central heating, room service on tap, and then....

    You finish off as an orgasm.
    I rest my case.
  • That is GREAT! LOL

    Thanks!
  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
    I posted this FOREVER ago and thought it should be bumped back up for the new crowd!!! LOL!

    ~Kristin
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