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Wouldn't it be great if this was true!!

kistinbee
Posts: 3,688 Member
I got this email today and it brightened my day! Enjoy!:bigsmile:
*Kistinbee*
MY NEXT LIFE
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and after that.....
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions -- central heating, room service on tap, and then....
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
*Kistinbee*
MY NEXT LIFE
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and after that.....
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions -- central heating, room service on tap, and then....
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
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I got this email today and it brightened my day! Enjoy!:bigsmile:
*Kistinbee*
MY NEXT LIFE
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and after that.....
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions -- central heating, room service on tap, and then....
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.0 -
That is GREAT! LOL
Thanks!0 -
I posted this FOREVER ago and thought it should be bumped back up for the new crowd!!! LOL!
~Kristin0
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