Finnish Blonde in a Casino
Sorry Men...but this was funny!!!
Finnish Blonde in a Casino
An attractive blonde from Helsinki arrived at a Casino and bet 50,000 dollars on a single roll of dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb founded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know- I thought you were watching."
Moral of the Story:
Not all Finns are stupid,
Not all Blondes are dumb,
But all men are men.
Finnish Blonde in a Casino
An attractive blonde from Helsinki arrived at a Casino and bet 50,000 dollars on a single roll of dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb founded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know- I thought you were watching."
Moral of the Story:
Not all Finns are stupid,
Not all Blondes are dumb,
But all men are men.
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Sorry Men...but this was funny!!!
Finnish Blonde in a Casino
An attractive blonde from Helsinki arrived at a Casino and bet 50,000 dollars on a single roll of dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb founded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know- I thought you were watching."
Moral of the Story:
Not all Finns are stupid,
Not all Blondes are dumb,
But all men are men.0 -
I love this joke! I'm Finnish and blonde! Hmmm, maybe I ought to try this.........0
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:laugh:0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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:laugh: :bigsmile:0
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:laugh: :happy: Love it! Just when you think you MAY have heard them all ......0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
love it - thanks,0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks for the laughs! :flowerforyou:0
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Yah...it made me giggle! Hope everyone has at least one laugh today!:bigsmile:0
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Dice? There were dice? I didn't see any dice? :drinker:0
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I did no such thing and at least you cant prove it >_>0
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this only works for attractive women...0
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