Stop it! Stop it right now!

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  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member

    Absolutely! You should get at least 64 ounces of them. I aim for 1 gallon every day! Sometimes I get tired of it though, and drink the rest of the ounces in whiskey.

    I am just going to skip to the whiskey. Only whiskey, and pickle juice. That should do something - right?
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    but hold on, wait. how will i wash down my diet pills??

    chop. snort. done.
  • NewVonnie
    NewVonnie Posts: 683 Member
    but hold on, wait. how will i wash down my diet pills??

    Forget swallowing them, just pretend they are suppositories, and shove them up your a**. :wink:
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member

    Absolutely! You should get at least 64 ounces of them. I aim for 1 gallon every day! Sometimes I get tired of it though, and drink the rest of the ounces in whiskey.

    I am just going to skip to the whiskey. Only whiskey, and pickle juice. That should do something - right?

    Yes, that is probably actually better for you, to tell you the truth. My boss likes to freeze pickle juice and have pickle juice popsicles. Whiskey popsickles might not work so well, though...
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    but hold on, wait. how will i wash down my diet pills??

    Forget swallowing them, just pretend they are suppositories, and shove them up your a**. :wink:

    you're a genius!
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    oops dbl post
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I add salt to my water...I heard that drinking water from the ocean is good for you. Since I don't live close to the ocean I just add about a cup of salt to my glass of water...my feet are a bit bloated (tasty word that is) and my tongue feels like sand paper but other than that, I'm great!
  • NewVonnie
    NewVonnie Posts: 683 Member
    but hold on, wait. how will i wash down my diet pills??

    Forget swallowing them, just pretend they are suppositories, and shove them up your a**. :wink:

    you're a genius!

    I learn from the best!! :blushing: :tongue:
  • AggieCass09
    AggieCass09 Posts: 1,867 Member
    i HATE water!!! it is TOO WET!!!! BLEH!

    Yeah - can some effed up scientist plz make it less wet? & poss diet? && Ya know - WEIGH LESS!?!?!?!

    Thanks

    ^ Yes! This! I would love also if I could get my daily allotment of water in a small pill, so I don't actually have to drink it or feel it sloshing around inside of me.

    the sloshing is the worst...especially during certain activities ;-)
  • Christina269
    Christina269 Posts: 110
    but hold on, wait. how will i wash down my diet pills??

    Forget swallowing them, just pretend they are suppositories, and shove them up your a**. :wink:
    hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Best. Answer. Ever
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    i HATE water!!! it is TOO WET!!!! BLEH!

    Yeah - can some effed up scientist plz make it less wet? & poss diet? && Ya know - WEIGH LESS!?!?!?!

    Thanks

    ^ Yes! This! I would love also if I could get my daily allotment of water in a small pill, so I don't actually have to drink it or feel it sloshing around inside of me.

    the sloshing is the worst...especially during certain activities ;-)

    I know exactly what you mean! I *hate* the sloshing when I am trying to organize my stamp collection!!!!! %*&$#@ GRRRRR!
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
    Dehydrated Powdered Water. Duh.
  • bonjour24
    bonjour24 Posts: 1,119 Member
    Dehydrated Powdered Water. Duh.

    yeah, but can you get this in diet? i worry about going over on cals and don't want to over indulge. and are there less cals in the reconstituted dehydrated stuff, or in the powder. for what it's worth, i think i'd snort it.
  • pammy2utoo
    pammy2utoo Posts: 14
    I love water!
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    I love water!

    Nonsense!!! Surely you jest!!!
  • Slinkybaz
    Slinkybaz Posts: 312 Member
    I absorb the humidity out of the air through my pores. I'm like an epiphyte, only I get out slightly more often.

    I had to look up Epiphyte. As well as being plants that grow on other plants for support they apparently "root in pockets of humus". I root through my fridge for Hoummos - I think we're related.
  • kellykat2
    kellykat2 Posts: 87 Member
    A pound is a pound now matter how you take it in...

    same with muscle/fat and the misconception that a pound of muscle weighs less than fat.

    A pound is a pound no matter what it is.
  • fitfud
    fitfud Posts: 9
    water.... *confused face*.... isn't that whats in the toilet that you use to flush?? seriously i thought everyone knew that wasn't drinkable.duh
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
    toilets.jpg
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    toilets.jpg

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Ummmm . . .. ??? Public bathrooms FTW.
  • Kimbie500
    Kimbie500 Posts: 388 Member
    Do you people not know how dangerous that crap is????

    C'mon! Get the facts!
    http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
  • lyngoode
    lyngoode Posts: 197 Member
    You know they're all wrong. I mean the only ppl who have any brains left anymore is the FDA. I mean look at their study of walnuts.
    For goodness sake ppl - walnuts are drugs!!!

    You are too funny!
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