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Scoobiesnax
Scoobiesnax Posts: 148 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
Missing: My running partner's boobs. Last seen on June 12th, the first day of her gruelling and intense 18 week marathon training schedule. They seem to have just disappeared out of mid air. When called, they'll answer to the names Betty and Barb. If found, please contact either myself or tigerbluefly here on MFP. Reward negotiable.

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  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    :laugh:

    Sorry haven't seen them....but if you find them, ask them if they've seen mine!
  • feisma
    feisma Posts: 213 Member
    2 kids and much running later...yeah, mine are on the lam as well...
  • sblair77
    sblair77 Posts: 355 Member
    Hahahahaha!
  • TexasNurseMom78
    TexasNurseMom78 Posts: 897 Member
    Nope, have not seen them, but if she wants to borrow mine, saggy and her sister droopy, I would be glad to help her out! lol
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    :laugh: I'll be sure to keep my eyes peeled
  • GreenSkinnyJeans
    GreenSkinnyJeans Posts: 204 Member
    :D
  • teeley
    teeley Posts: 477 Member
    She can have mine, I have been trying to run from them for months now...they are persistent.....can’t lose em` for the life of me
  • PNWriter
    PNWriter Posts: 223 Member
    apparently they have joined forces with mine and together they would surely give me black eyes if I dared to run.
  • shonasteele
    shonasteele Posts: 473
    LOL! We've come full circle - as a pre-teen it was "please god let me grow boobs" and now we're praying "please god don't let me lose 'em!"
  • godblessourhome
    godblessourhome Posts: 3,892 Member
    i wonder if there is a warehouse that they end up in, like all the unclaimed luggage from airplanes. :)
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You girls are so funny!!!

    And no, I'm not one of the boobs. :bigsmile:

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  • Scoobiesnax
    Scoobiesnax Posts: 148 Member
    Hahahahaha!

    (she's not laughing,.. :laugh: )
  • tigerbluefly
    tigerbluefly Posts: 257 Member
    Ha...........Ha............Ha

    Not funny!!:tongue:
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    LOL! We've come full circle - as a pre-teen it was "please god let me grow boobs" and now we're praying "please god don't let me lose 'em!"

    NO KIDDING! :)
  • IMYarnCraz33
    IMYarnCraz33 Posts: 1,016 Member
    i'm on the losing end of mine too lol
  • Dylanzmom
    Dylanzmom Posts: 120
    I would hate to lose mine but i know that won't happen :bigsmile:
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I'd give her mine, but my husband would divorce me.
  • SRGutierrez
    SRGutierrez Posts: 54
    Missing: My running partner's boobs. Last seen on June 12th, the first day of her gruelling and intense 18 week marathon training schedule. They seem to have just disappeared out of mid air. When called, they'll answer to the names Betty and Barb. If found, please contact either myself or tigerbluefly here on MFP. Reward negotiable.

    Have you tried placing photos of them on every telephone pole. I'm pretty sure someone found them by now & just holdin them till someone claims them. :)
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