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Kids in love

Anna_Banana
Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
edited September 2022 in Chit-Chat
Little Eric and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Eric goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.
Eric bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.” :heart:
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Eric, you are only 10. Where will you two live ?”
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Eric replies, “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.” :bigsmile:
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.” Again, Eric instantly replies, “Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.” :bigsmile:
Mr. Smith is impressed Eric has put so much thought into this.. “Well Eric, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?”
Eric just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.” :smokin:
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little **** is adorable:angry:

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  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Little Eric and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
    One day they decide that they want to get married, so Eric goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.
    Eric bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.” :heart:
    Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Eric, you are only 10. Where will you two live ?”
    Without even taking a moment to think about it, Eric replies, “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.” :bigsmile:
    Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.” Again, Eric instantly replies, “Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.” :bigsmile:
    Mr. Smith is impressed Eric has put so much thought into this.. “Well Eric, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?”
    Eric just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.” :smokin:
    Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little **** is adorable:angry:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    When I first the title of this thread, I just knew it was about me n Ezzie! Bwahahaha!!! :drinker: :bigsmile:
    Good one AB! :happy: :tongue: :laugh:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    When I first the title of this thread, I just knew it was about me n Ezzie! Bwahahaha!!! :drinker: :bigsmile:
    Good one AB! :happy: :tongue: :laugh:

    Shame on you:laugh:
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    Oh, that's so funny! I'm forwarding that to my husband at work. He needs a good laugh today. :laugh:
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