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Just a Joke!

chefswife67
chefswife67 Posts: 145
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Man looks at his wife & says "Your butt is big, I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill. " He got a measuring tape, measured the grill , measured her bottom. "I was right, your butt is 2 " wider than the grill." The woman ignored him. Later that night, he is feeling friskey. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" has asked all flustered....She says: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big grill for one little weenie?" :laugh:

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  • GaiaGirl1992
    GaiaGirl1992 Posts: 459 Member
    omg!! that's great XD
  • change_happens
    change_happens Posts: 491
    Man looks at his wife & says "Your butt is big, I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill. " He got a measuring tape, measured the grill , measured her bottom. "I was right, your butt is 2 " wider than the grill." The woman ignored him. Later that night, he is feeling friskey. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" has asked all flustered....She says: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big grill for one little weenie?" :laugh:

    Shut up! lol!
  • Leanne1795
    Leanne1795 Posts: 186
    Lmao!
  • Mrswheels01
    Mrswheels01 Posts: 201 Member
    lol..that's great!
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
    Awesome!
  • cnsmith2
    cnsmith2 Posts: 539 Member
    that's fantastic lol
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
    Ha! lol
  • mistyb47711
    mistyb47711 Posts: 861 Member
    Man looks at his wife & says "Your butt is big, I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill. " He got a measuring tape, measured the grill , measured her bottom. "I was right, your butt is 2 " wider than the grill." The woman ignored him. Later that night, he is feeling friskey. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" has asked all flustered....She says: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big grill for one little weenie?" :laugh:

    Shut the front door!!! lol I love it!
  • MissTomGettingThin
    MissTomGettingThin Posts: 776 Member
    Like it :O)
  • TenLaws
    TenLaws Posts: 273
    Love it!
  • EvaJanes
    EvaJanes Posts: 37 Member
    OK I think I just burned about 200 calories from laughing so hard.
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
    Lmao!

    Well keep laughing so the wennie matches the grill ! :bigsmile:
  • katherines2230
    katherines2230 Posts: 276 Member
    Bahhahahaha!!! Gotta share this!
  • koluvsmusic
    koluvsmusic Posts: 81
    LOL!
  • agugino
    agugino Posts: 119
    Haha. Got a chuckle out of that. :) Thanks
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