What bra type are you?

Johnnyswife

A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,

'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '




'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'




'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.




'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'




Relieved, the man asked about the types.




The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.



The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'

The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.






Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!


{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!


They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen


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JellyJaks

:laugh: :laugh: I started out as a DD and now that I'm working out, I'm a D. It would figure the one part of my body that I was okay with is the first thing to go :ohwell:

kennie2

i started as a b and now im a c. yay!

fionat29

Definitely Baptist A!!

mgmlap

LOL....thanks..this was way funny
I started out a 36C..now a 34C..hubby is hoping it doesnt go down more..I am aiming for a 32D..thats the weight I was before the PCOS crap kicked in..

ohwhataday

hahahahaha. ahhhh! good times.

leynak

Was a C but the last time I measured I had moved up to D :laugh:


I guess that'd be Catholic?

JellyJaks

i started as a b and now im a c. yay!

What's your secret?

dancer4275

I used to be a 36b...now I'm a 34b! haha!

mommared53

:laugh: I'm proud to be a Baptist but I have a Salvation type bra. :laugh:

angelicdisgrace

I just asked my husband if he knew what size my cup was and he said it's bigger than my hand or about 4 mouthfuls. wth!:grumble: :noway:

sandrinamsilva

Catholic / Salvation Army DD

Johnnyswife

Catholic E but they will only go to a D after the weight is gone. lol

kimyettar

Catholic/Salvation Army, Help Me, I've Fallen... :laugh:

fbmandy55

I just bought my first C cup bra since 8th grade. I feel a terrible dpression setting in......... :sad:

I was a Catholic D up until about a month ago.