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  • spaztastic13
    spaztastic13 Posts: 229
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    Unicorns arent real and glitter is like dope! Now im offended dammit!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :devil: :
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    First of all, do you think it's sustainable to talk about nothing but unicorns, glitter, and rainbows? It might work for a little while, but I got news for you. As soon as you stop, you're going to end up binging on talk about the exercise calories, HCG diets, and how to loose 10 lbs in 8 days so you can fit into that dress.

    Secondly, there are studies that indicate that when glitter and rainbows are combined, it gets stored as fat.

    But whatever. It's your body.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    So, I was wondering...should I eat those weird "extra" calories that show up when I put exercise in?
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  • ktbug82
    ktbug82 Posts: 166
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    Oh and I was wondering... should I weigh myself 102,123,434 times a day during my TOM. I mean from 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. I gained 13 pounds!! And what the hell is water weight?!?! :drinker:

    PINK GLITTER!!!!
  • Hattie2879
    Hattie2879 Posts: 131
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    I want a rainbow colored unicorn that sprays glitter from its horn.

    Please?

    Thank you.
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
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    First of all, do you think it's sustainable to talk about nothing but unicorns, glitter, and rainbows? It might work for a little while, but I got news for you. As soon as you stop, you're going to end up binging on talk about the exercise calories, HCG diets, and how to loose 10 lbs in 8 days so you can fit into that dress.

    Secondly, there are studies that indicate that when glitter and rainbows are combined, it gets stored as fat.

    But whatever. It's your body.

    well damn! that explains a LOT!! **runs off to throw away glitter and rainbow collection**
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
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    I want a rainbow colored unicorn that sprays glitter from its horn.

    Please?

    Thank you.

    they sell those at Walmart....they are in the seasonal section....
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
  • irishgal44
    irishgal44 Posts: 1,181 Member
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    We had unicorn for supper tonight...it was so good. High in cals however and a little tough.
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
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    The unicorn is a punk *kitten* lying piece of *kitten*. He told me that if I wanted to get rid of stomach fat, I had to eat pickle juice soaked Nilla Wafers and smoke basil. We ALL KNOW the secret is just doing 243,876,529,837,465 crunches each day and eating precisely 1.645 grams of carbs!

    I threw rainbow glitter in his eyes...



    I'm reporting myself.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Unicorns are a fairytale just like the bible.




    *RUNS*
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
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    Unicorns are a fairytale just like the bible.




    *RUNS*

    HA HA HA HA!!! I'm surprised you didn't get any comments on this one! You guys are so funny!!!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    OMG it's A$$LESS!!!!! *LMAO*
  • Scoobiesnax
    Scoobiesnax Posts: 148 Member
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    exterface_unicorn_03.jpg

    Well, thanks for THAT. Should have some interesting dreams tonight...

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/Scoobiesnax
  • Scoobiesnax
    Scoobiesnax Posts: 148 Member
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    We had unicorn for supper tonight...it was so good. High in cals however and a little tough.

    You're not supposed to eat the horn...
  • piperjon
    piperjon Posts: 157 Member
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    I am jack-slapping all of you.

    ++JACKSLAP++

    And I'm b**chslapping that pink unicorn guy. TWICE.

    ++B**chslapB**CHSLAP!!!++

    Now.

    Can someone tell me about this HGC diet? I hear great things about it.

    Pj
  • Ladydi1982
    Ladydi1982 Posts: 218 Member
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    We had unicorn for supper tonight...it was so good. High in cals however and a little tough.

    You're not supposed to eat the horn...

    I bet the pink unicorn guy would LOVE some of that horn...





    What? Too far? I think not...
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    To all of you haters; OPEN YOUR UNICORN HOLE AND LET THE MAGIC IN!
    And leave Brittney alone!
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    We had unicorn for supper tonight...it was so good. High in cals however and a little tough.

    You're not supposed to eat the horn...

    I bet the pink unicorn guy would LOVE some of that horn...





    What? Too far? I think not...

    Ground horn of unicorn actually, aside from being a versatile seasoning used in cooking, has strong healing properties, and also acts as an aphrodisiac.

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