1_up's Friendship Application

1_up
1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
in Chit-Chat
I'm looking to add more friends to my wonder list of broken toys. Feel free to fill out the below application if interested! Thanks for your time!

(If you are a mod, you may just send me a request without agreeing to the below terms. I could always use some heavy handed friends :D)

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1) Do you prefer being around people that break stones and have a good time over those that are overly sensitive?

2) Would you prefer the truth (respectfully) over a sugar coated response?

3) Are you actively on MFP?

4) Do you help your MFP friends with advice for their legit questions?


If you answered...
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YES to all the above questions, feel free to send me friend request! Be sure to include the answers to the questions. Don't send a blank request!




Skip the section below and just reply with your answers. Thanks!


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The following is not worth reading, so you might as well skip it. If you are already on my friend's list, then you unknowingly agreed to the terms that follow this sentence. There is no reversal or refunds given of any kind. By hitting reply to any post on this topic or by sending me a friend request, you agree to said terms. 1) You agree to follow all rules that are governed by the Mushroom kingdom. 2) Your soul is yours to keep as long as you are breathing, but once the breathing ceases, your soul becomes the property of 1_up. 3) You do not talk about the mushroom kingdom. 4)You do not talk about the mushroom kingdom. 5) The cake is a lie!
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  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    And I'll raise you this list:

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  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    I see someone's been busy!!
  • JenniferAutumn
    JenniferAutumn Posts: 228 Member
    OMG- bahaha
  • CoachMaritova
    CoachMaritova Posts: 409 Member
    My only concern is with #2.

    I mean the second #2, b/c I am already your friend.
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    So glad to know that you are getting some WORK done while you are at work!

    LMFAO!!

    I was never told of those rules....what is this like the Santa Clause???
  • channa007
    channa007 Posts: 419 Member
    You rock! I'm down.
  • jemko
    jemko Posts: 91 Member
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  • Dolphingirlie81
    Dolphingirlie81 Posts: 322
    yes, yes, yes,yes.. Dang that was easy, you gave the answer. That was an easy test.
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    So glad to know that you are getting some WORK done while you are at work!

    LMFAO!!

    I was never told of those rules....what is this like the Santa Clause???

    I am highly efficient! I can do my job and MFP at the same time :D You must have misplaced your contract ;/ Sorry to hear that. No refunds!
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    So glad to know that you are getting some WORK done while you are at work!

    LMFAO!!

    I was never told of those rules....what is this like the Santa Clause???

    I am highly efficient! I can do my job and MFP at the same time :D You must have misplaced your contract ;/ Sorry to hear that. No refunds!

    No contract was presented and you friend ME! I didn't friend you!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Feel free to call customer service to dispute your claims. Have a great day!
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    Feel free to call customer service to dispute your claims. Have a great day!

    OMG! I require the number....cause I have a complaint!
  • CSelf1
    CSelf1 Posts: 431 Member
    You failed to mention that I , as your Ambassador, have the right to say "Off with their heads" whenever I deem it necessary...thus ending their life and allowing you to claim their soul
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Feel free to call customer service to dispute your claims. Have a great day!

    OMG! I require the number....cause I have a complaint!

    I'll find it for you any second now. Just wait right there :D
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    He will sell you, watch out! Poor Mrphil...
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    You failed to mention that I , as your Ambassador, have the right to say "Off with their heads" whenever I deem it necessary...thus ending their life and allowing you to claim their soul

    Of course CS of course

    It is covered here:

    "1) You agree to follow all rules that are governed by the Mushroom kingdom."

    :D
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    He will sell you, watch out! Poor Mrphil...

    You didn't seem to mind when I chipped you in for half the profit!
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    He will sell you, watch out! Poor Mrphil...

    You didn't seem to mind when I chipped you in for half the profit!
    Well, I am your evil twin! Do i get to be second-in-command of the Mushroom Kingdom?
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    He will sell you, watch out! Poor Mrphil...

    You didn't seem to mind when I chipped you in for half the profit!
    Well, I am your evil twin! Do i get to be second-in-command of the Mushroom Kingdom?

    3) You do not talk about the mushroom kingdom. 4)You do not talk about the mushroom kingdom.
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    He will sell you, watch out! Poor Mrphil...

    You didn't seem to mind when I chipped you in for half the profit!
    Well, I am your evil twin! Do i get to be second-in-command of the Mushroom Kingdom?

    3) You do not talk about the mushroom kingdom. 4)You do not talk about the mushroom kingdom.
    Understood...

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