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  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Oh oh oh, how about the "Is anyone on birth control?"
    Nope. You are the only one. You and the one single vegetarian on this site should start a support group. :laugh:
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
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    How do I post a pic?
  • charityateet
    charityateet Posts: 576 Member
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    OMG, I'm in a PLATEAU~!!!!
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
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    semen is listed in the food diary!!! oh noes!

    I totally had to go and look if this was true! LMFAO it is but ummmm where is all the protein???

    :laugh:
    :bigsmile:
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
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    "I'm not trying to offend anyone but...."

    Rants about things that other people do that normal people can't be bothered to fake giving a *kitten* about.

    "Do you really want to take a chance NOT using an HRM?"
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    Atkins Diet
  • kiltbunny
    kiltbunny Posts: 159 Member
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    Is a "cleansing" ok?
  • agthorn
    agthorn Posts: 1,844 Member
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    "One for the ladies"
    "Anyone taking phentermine?"
    goals by height
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
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    Pointless rants

    oh I'm with you on this one :bigsmile:
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
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    Zig-zagging calories.

    Prego's and breastfeeding.
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
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    And the ever-famous "How to get rid of stomach fat"
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
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    Jillian Michaels.
  • agthorn
    agthorn Posts: 1,844 Member
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    "I know you can't spot-reduce, but do you know any exercises to make my [abs/thighs/butt/arms/_____] look smaller?"
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
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    Workout music.

    "Why am I losing inches but the scale isn't moving?"
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    Need friends.

    Need ideas for dinner/lunch/breakfast/snacks.

    Need validation for my b*tchiness/hormone imbalance.

    Need advice on how to Google sht.

    Need to Google sht.

    Need Google.

    Google.

    Goo.

    And *kitten* nut butter.
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
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    Need friends.

    Need ideas for dinner/lunch/breakfast/snacks.

    Need validation for my b*tchiness/hormone imbalance.

    Need advice on how to Google sht.

    Need to Google sht.

    Need Google.

    Google.

    Goo.

    And *kitten* nut butter.

    Hahaha
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    need to whine and moan about how everyone was soooooooo mean to me:sad:
    i thought this was a site for support!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    DIET SODA IS EVIL
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    DIET SODA IS EVIL

    Stevia is the superior sweetener alternative, next to sugar. Anything less is the work of man-made, chemically altered, synthetic substances that only be produced in a meth lab. Now where's my Coke Zero???

    /wrist
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
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    Spelling is for Loosers.

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